Tiny: Mom, can we finish my college enrollment?
Me: Like, send in the deposit?
Tiny: [nods]
Me: [knowing there’s something behind this request] … why today?
Tiny: um
Me: [just waiting]
Tiny: Some of the channels in the new student discord are only available after enrollment.
Me [still waiting, because I know this kid]
Tiny: …..
Me: ………
Tiny: And in one of the channels they spam pictures of ducks.
Me: There it is.
















