Are you Thor, the God of Hammers?
Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

Kiana Khansmith

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Are you Thor, the God of Hammers?
Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi
It's been a while since endgame and I still don't believe tony Stark is dead. He's just sitting there, watching everything and laughing from his safe house where the avengers will never find him.
i love harry potter but GOD do i hate jk rowling
âPeter Parker doesnât need another father figure of his to die.â
-literally everybody
Itâs hard being a fangirl
Steve: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?!
Natasha: [nudges one with her toe] Honestly, not much.
EXCUSE ME BUT WHEREâS THE FIC I NEED IT
oh god, Iâve fallen down a rabbit hole
Bonus:Â
I need this.
@tilltheendwilliwrite
NO MORE BUNNIES!
My garden is full. But hot damn!
@captain-rogers-beard @cbfirestarter
Oh boy! I need this in my life!
Iâve been wanting to write this.
Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesnât just wipe out Thanosâ army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well â both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thorâ)
(Also he doesnât dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. Heâs had his turn before, itâs time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if heâs in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)
The effect of Thanosâ forces turning to ash is easy enough to observe, but Thor doesnât know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdallâs nameâŚ
âŚAnd the bifrost opens.
He smiles to his companions, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.
âI told you the sun would shine on us again,â Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.
The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.
Appreciation post for our queen of Asgard and captain America
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr havenât reblogged this
If youâre older than 11 you are required to reblog this if/when you see it
Come on peeps
(Un)Fair Games
Pairing: Thor x Reader
Summary: You and Thor attend a street fair, where you try your hand at a couple of the games. Turns out, Thor doesnât like it when theyâre rigged.
Word Count: 1.9k
Warnings: None
A/N: Not entirely sure how I feel about this, I think I wrote out my Thor resources with Baby Fever, lol. However, this is for the lovely @warriorsacrifice , hope you like it! And honestly sorry if itâs complete shit!!!! (Also, letâs see who finds a line i sneaked in thereâŚ)
Request:Â Could i request thor and the reader going to a fair and she tries her hand at the (rigged) games and she looses each time and becomes upset and thor becomes mad and takes his anger out on one of the games causing her to win all the prizes?
(masterlist) // August posting schedule
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Itâs not often that you and Thor get time to yourselves. Between saving the world however many times necessary and dealing with mission reports, itâs hard to get a date night in.
So when he sees a flyer announcing a street carnival for the weekend on his latest grocery shopping run, he runs home with the paper clutched in his hand to show you.
âY/N,â Thorâs voice booms as he comes through the door. âWeâre having a date night.â
âHello to you too, baby.â you say, amused by your boyfriendâs sudden entrance. âI havenât seen you all day you know.â
Thor grins and bounds over to the couch where youâre sitting, leaning down to press a brief kiss to your lips. âHello,â he murmurs against your lips. âWeâre going on a date night.â
He takes the flyer out of his pocket and unfolds it, placing it into your awaiting hands.
âStreet fair?â you ask. âYou ever been to one of those?â
Thor shakes his head. âIt does look quite fun, and we havenât had time to ourselves in a while.â
You grimace as you think back to when was the last time you guys had an actual date. Sure, you see each other every day at work and hell, you live together; but thereâs a big difference between spending nights upon nights just lying on the couch watching a movie and actually putting effort into planning an evening out and going through with it. Too many times have you guys made reservations at restaurants and not followed through, or maybe get excited about going out early in the day, only to feel too tired and lazy when the time comes for you to leave.
Itâs a cycle that repeats itself much more than youâd like to admit.
âOkay, we can go.â
Thorâs smile is so big youâd almost think you told him you were pregnant.
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âCome on,â you groan. âI know how to work a gun, why canât I get this goddamn duck to fall off!?â
Thor chuckles behind you and steps closer, wrapping one of his strong arms around your waist as you slump against him, the plastic gun hanging loosely from your hands in defeat.
So far, the night has been great.
You and Thor arrived in the late afternoon and made a beeline for the food section of the fairgrounds, eating your weight in fried food and sticky, sickly-sweet desserts. After your food-coma had worn off enough that you could start walking, you set out to explore the rest of the fair. Thereâs a section for people to sell their handmade crafts; another section for the attendees of the fair to make their mark, using paint to decorate an enormous mural that will be displayed in the town hall. Thereâs a stage where musicians have been occupying for the past few hours, playing covers of well-known songs and some originals and, lastly, thereâs the carnival games.
Youâve been trying your hand at them for the past thirty minutes but you canât get one damn prize. Youâve tried tossing rings onto cones, shooting ducks and other animals with plastic guns - hell, you even tried dunking a clown into a vat of water - and none of it has worked.
Youâre starting to think itâs rigged.
âThis isnât supposed to happen to a sniper.â You huff, putting the gun on the game shack counter, glaring at the lady behind it as she counts the money you gave her.
âBetter luck next time, hun.â she hums, shrugging.
Thor knows youâre about to go off on this lady because he also knows the games are a joke, so he grabs you by the hips and gently leads you away from there. He places an arm over your shoulder and pulls you into his side, walking aimlessly through the fairgrounds. Thereâs a lot of people around, and they all look at him almost as if in awe, but heâs too busy thinking about how cute you look when youâre frustrated.
âCome on, love,â Thor says. âTheyâre just games.â
âTry telling that to the ten bucks Iâve spent in the past half hour.â you grumble. âI should be able to take down a cardboard duck. Iâm a damn sniper.â
Thorâs laugh makes your lips curl up a little, your frustration dissipating.
âWould you like to try one more before we go home?â he asks after he quiets down.
His voice is gentle, and you know itâs because he understands that even if itâs just a game, you feel upset when you canât do mundane things. Like shooting a cardboard duck with a plastic gun.
Youâre looking around at the other games when your eyes zero in on the one youâre damn sure youâre going to win. You grab Thorâs hand and hurriedly pull him along behind you, hearing him apologize to the people he bumps into while trying to keep up with you.
When you come to a stop in front of the game shack, you already have the money it takes to play in your hands. The teenager manning the station jumps a little when you slam the bill down on the counter.
âGimme a hammer.â you demand, a challenging look in your eyes.
The kid passes you one and sets a timer for one minute, and you let Thorâs hand go with a wink.
âWatch this, baby.â you wink at him, turning around when he responds to you with an encouraging smile and two thumbs up.
When the plastic moles come out of their hiding place, your mind focuses on taking each one of them down. You move quick, whacking each and every one of them with a force one could say was almost feral, the thunk of the plastic colliding with one another sounding like the sweetest music to your ears. Behind you, Thor cheers you on and helps you, little exclamations falling from his lips whenever he sees a new mole pop up.
The minute is almost over, the teenager giving you a warning that the last mole is about to appear. You raise the hammer high above your head, ready to get your goddamn prize, silently waiting for the plastic thing to show itself. When you see it out of the corner of your eye you bring the hammer down as hard as you can, almost worrying for a second that youâve broken it.
The mole doesnât go down.
Thereâs five seconds left on the clock and the mole isnât. Going. Down.
âI think thereâs something wrong with the game,â you say, hurriedly whacking the plastic animal, urging it to go down.
âYouâre gonna have to hit it harder than that!â the teenager goads, laughing as you spend the last few seconds trying to get the mole to go down but to no avail. âBetter luck next time.â
You turn back to Thor, pouting and ready to voice your frustration, when you see his jaw tick. His eyes are narrowed, and heâs looking at the game shack like he wants to set it on fire. You glance down at his hands and see the tell-tale blue light dancing between his fingers.
âWhoa there,â you put your hands on his chest, rising on your tiptoes to make him look at you. âDonât get all thunder-god-crazy on me. You said it yourself: itâs just a game.â
Thor shakes his head and looks at the shack, then back down at you. âIt wasnât a fair game.â
âI know,â you pat his chest once. âBut theyâre all like that. Iâm just mad I didnât get a teddy bear.â
Suddenly, Thor straightens up, looking at the game shack with utter determination. âIâll get you a teddy bear.â he mutters.
You watch him walk up to the counter and put some money down, barely glancing at the teenager when he takes the plastic hammer from him. Thor goes through a round of the same thing you went through, cursing under his breath when he canât get the last mole to hide. The second round, he throws the hammer away and slams the plastic mole down with his bare hand.
The damn thing doesnât budge.
You hide your face behind your hand in embarrassment at the loud yell Thor lets out.
âI canât believe this!â he yells, then turns to the kid behind the counter, whoâs now looking more scared by the second. âThis is a trick!â
Your skin prickles with goosebumps, your hair standing a little higher with the electricity in the air. Thorâs back is tense, and his arms are at his side, fingers crackling with blue light once more. Heâs mad.
âThor, baby, letâs go home.â you urge him, walking closer and placing a hand on his back, your touch soothing his tense muscles. Youâre aware of the people around you staring at the whole ordeal, so you have to act quick before Thorâs temper gets the best of him. âI can get a teddy bear somewhere else.â
Thor turns back to look at you, expression softening when he sees the concern in your eyes. His body is half turned towards you, one of his hands resting on the counter still, balled up in a tight fist. His biceps are straining the t-shirt heâs wearing.
âItâs just not fair.â he says, slamming his fist down on the counter.
Nobody has any idea how it happens, but itâs almost straight out of a cartoon. One moment, Thorâs fist is going through the wooden counter, and the next, the whole shack falls apart. It collapses in on itself, barely giving the kid in charge enough time to make his escape.
Dust kicks up as the whole thing falls to the ground, and you look at Thor in utter shock when it finally settles. You burst out laughing at the panicked look on his face, a deep blush creeping up on his cheeks when he realizes what happened.
The people around you stop what theyâre doing and stare, watching you descend further and further into uncontrollable laughter.
You end up on your knees on the ground, one hand holding onto one of Thorâs, his body curved over yours to check that youâre not going crazy or dying from lack of air.
When you finally calm down, you notice people taking videos and others sifting through the wreckage to take whatever stuffed animal there is. Others are giggling, and you almost have another fit of laughter, though youâre not sure your stomach can take it.
Thor follows your gaze to whatâs left of the shack and quickly steps away from you for a moment, returning with three giant stuffed animals. Thereâs a penguin, a polar bear and a snake.
âReminds me of Loki.â he grins, handing you the snake.
He helps you up from the ground and watches with a bashful smile as you dust yourself off and look up at him, shaking your head in disbelief.
âWhat am I gonna do with you and your temper?â you laugh, smile widening when you see Thor duck his head down, avoiding your gaze. âHey, no, itâs okay! You probably scared that kid half to death, though.â
Thor groans. âDonât. I can already see the headlines tomorrow.â
You let out a cackle and loop your arm around his elbow, a tight fit due to the fact that heâs holding the penguin on the same side. You walk back home like that, you laughing every once in a while, thinking about Thorâs face after the whole thing went down. Thor just laughs along with you, though quietly, not wanting to remind himself of the embarrassment he felt in that moment.
Though when he sees you later that night, asleep on the couch with the stuffed snake clutched to your chest, he thinks losing his temper might not have been so bad in the end.
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Love Me for Me ~Thor Odinson~
Warnings: Deaf!Reader (Cumbersome means big; bulky)Â
FLUFF, inspired by a video on YouTube. There is NO TALKING in this chapter.
You didnât like people to know.
It was the biggest thing you were insecure about and you could do anything about it.
You tried hearing aids but the ones you tried were cumbersome and you hated that. You didnât want or need to have the world know you were deaf.
But as you sat on a park bench, with earbuds in your ears so people wouldnât talk to you, as you sketched.
The drawing wasnât anything fancy. Just something you thought of. Some people would think itâs amazing, but you didnât think that. It was just like your other ones. Unique and special.
You loved fairytales, you thought it was a home away from home. But you were so into your drawings that you hadnât noticed the man who took a seat next to you, occasionally watching you draw.
When he spoke to you, you didnât hear of course. Causing him to shift slightly awkward in his spot.
You sat for another couple of minutes drawing before you looked up to see him; causing you to jump slightly.
As he talked, you read on his lips that he had said hello.
So you waved back and gave him a smile.
He said something else that you could slightly read, so you took the sticky notes out from your folder for when you came to a situation like this.
âYeah, the weather is pretty nice isnât it.â You wrote.
The man smiled and replied.
âWhat song are you listening to? Is it a good one?â
You bit your lip as you werenât sure how to respond to him.
âUh⌠you could say that. The songs alright.â
The man looked slightly confused before he responded.
'Do you mind if I listen?â
You sighed as you were mentally preparing yourself to be tantalized.
You decided to just tell him and go so you wouldnât have to face him as you folded the sticky note, and grabbed his hand before placing the note on his palm.
As you walked away, the man read the note and realization dawned on him. As he stood up, he ran over towards you and gently tapped your shoulder before talking to you.
In sign language.
âHello, my name is Thor Odinson.â He has signed as a large smile has spread across your face.
âHi, my names Y/N L/N.â You signed back.
âWould you like to walk with me?â
Instead of signing back in return. You just nodded happily.
â˘â˘â˘â˘â˘
3 hours.
Thatâs how long you walked together.
Signing back and forth and making each other laugh.
By the end, you have traded phone numbers and gotten yourself a date.
Thor even promised that he might be able to help you with your hearing, as apparently, he had a good friend who was smart in technology.
As you walked out of the park, you kissed him on the cheek goodbye, and happily walked home. Starting to think that maybe life wasnât so bad after all.
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So cute
Thank you!!! @6lackraconteur
Dear Mother,
Is hard for me pick up a pen and write you. Your name, your face, your voice are always been dearly kept into my heart. But, you knowâŚitâs a sort of a Motherâs Day, here where I live now, dear Mom, and all I see today are lovely pictures and messages for all mothers.
And my heart breaks.
Because Iâve break yours.
I have loved you more than anyone else, more than my life itselfâŚyet all I have brought you was pain, concerns, sorrows. Iâd like to have you here, one more time,âŚthe last time, to let you know how much my poor heart is full of love and gratitude for everything youâve done for me. Always.
My last words for you were words of anger, resentment, fear. The last image of you in my head was your sad smile at my harsh words, then youâre faded away from me.
How could I have know that that was the last time I would have seen you?
People ask me about my insomnia, about my panic, and all of this mess have the same painful core: you, dear Mother.
Because I miss you.
I miss you.
I miss you.
I MISS YOU.
Iâd like to hug you, Iâd like to kiss your sweet forehead, Iâd like to take you with me, and go for a long walk between the yellow roses, as we did at home. Do you remember, Mom? How beautiful was the roses, and how scented were the long, peaceful boulevards in the gardensâŚ
I remember every single day spent with you,âŚyour voice, your laughs, the songs you sang for me and Thor, the chats, the books youâve read, the long lessons of magic. I wonât never forget the sparkle of pride and that joyful tear in your eyes that time I have performed my first magic trick, for you only. I was 7?âŚ8 yo, maybe?
I miss you, Mom.
I hope youâre alright. I hope youâd forgiven me.
Have I never thanked you?
For everything. For your smiles and hugs. For teaching me things. For have making me the man I have becomeâŚbefore my life collapsed in a shattered pieces.
I didnât wanted things to go that way, I swear you. Someone else has played with my life, all I have done was only defending me.
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
I love you as much as when I was your thin,âlittle blade of grassâ,âŚas you loved to call me. Maybe even more.
And wherever you areâŚ
âŚhappy Motherâs Day, mom.
With all of my love.
- LoÄur -
So today I was Learning Latin when I saw this standing: Nebula, layabout. And this explains so much about Thanos and Nebulaâs relationship, her father literally call her layabout!
Thunder dAddyđŠđ¤¤
thatâs allfather to you
The reason why Order of the Pheonix is my favourite book is literally because of Peeves and the twins riot against umbridge. And how most of the school comes together against her
Coffee Shenanigans ~Thor Odinson~ Part 1
Warnings: THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER INFINITY WAR
AN: This will be a series, I just donât know how many parts, smut will be involved.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 (idk how many parts)
The rain pounded hard against the cafe windows as you held the tan colored coffee mug in your hands. The steam rising into the air as you watched the thunderstorm take affect. You swore it would get worse and then calm down, but you were so intrigued by it that you didnât see the man in a brown coat and grey t-shirt.
Ever since people âdisappearedâ, you couldnât tell if it was a good or bad thing. There was less traffic after all the cars had been moved, the lines for gas and coffee were shorter, but you had lost members of your family and friends.
You fixed your earbuds and turned to the door when you heard the soft ding sound through the coffee shop. When you saw the man, he looked very tired and depressed. But so did everyone else these days, yet he was the lowest of the low you had seen. His beard was messy and he had lines on the side of his head where his short hair was uneven to other parts. But he was broadâŚ..and you meant really broad. His bicep was probably as big as your head and from where you sat, one eye looked like a different color then the other.
You heard your food order go off and you slowly stood up, pulling one earbud out while keeping one in as you took your tomato soup and grill cheese. As you turned around, you heard loud footsteps but you didnât think much of it until a loud sharp gasp erupted from your lips.
âOh my god!!â You cried as hot soup spilled over your shirt and the person you ran into. âJesus, I amâŚI am soâŚso sorry.â You mumbled as you bent foreword trying to separate your wet shirt from your body.Â
ItâsâŚItâs fine. I shouldâve watched where I was going.â The man said, and reality struck when you looked up to see the man you were staring at.Â
âRemain calmâŚIs it just me or is he waaaayyyy hotter up close?â You thought to yourself as your eyes scanned his features. âNo, I was the one that turned around faster then needed. Guess Iâm just hungry.â You rambled as you met eyes. âSo they are different colorsâŚâÂ
âLet me pay for your meal, or get you a new one.â The man said as he looked around for napkins. âOr let me gibe you my jacket so you can cover up the stain.â He added while taking off his coat.
âNo, you donât have to do that. Either one of those options really.â You said as you couldnât help but feel awkward.Â
âItâs quite alright. I can simple go buy another shirt.â He said as he draped his coat around your shoulders before covering the stain.Â
âTh-Thanks..â You whisper and blush as youâre not sure what else to say.
The man cleared his throat before he helped you pick up the fallen dishes and hand them to the waiters. âUh..keep the jacketâŚI can always get another one.â He said as he scratched the back of his neck.Â
âOhâŚokay. Thanks I guess.â You said.
âIâll see you around maybe.â He said before turning around and leaving. You thought maybe that being around people just made him nervous, and you respected that, but you just wished you got his name.
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