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trying to figure out how to draw eivor

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

proteusolm

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

bluebandedagate-reblogs

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

redwarpaint

This is how the game ends btw, the last chapter does not exist 😌☝️

fangorn-forest

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

that-house

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

that-house

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

krn-art

Eivor for the rainy season~ Well snow in this composition study but still. Sýnin Was supposed to just be on her shoulder but I kept playing with the options which resulted in a quasi animation.

Eivor Varinsdottir from Assassin's Creed Valhalla.

Music: Alfadhirhaiti by Heilung

#this is niiiccceee #EivorVarinsdottir #Assassin'sCreedValhalla #Wolf-Kissed #Eivor

nastillda

Eivor Varinsdottir ⚔️

#assassin's creed #eivor varinsdottir #eivor wolfkissed #yasssss

reiverreturns

so you’re telling me eivor “you could have wisdom! glory! power! what more do you need?” “everything else” varinsdottir really decided to leave england on a whim but went out of her way to say goodbye to:

aelfred (rat bastard)

guthrum (yawn)

harald (great hair less than 30 seconds screentime in the original game)

and she wouldn’t travel to say goodbye to:

valdis, oswald, and broder who lost a brother fighting to rescue sigurd from fulke

ljufvina, who has always been a firm friend and sacrificed so much fighting under eivor’s banner

stowe and erke, a perpetual reminder to her that what is good and what is right don’t always align

vili, the man who knows her heart as she knows his, her longest and often-closest friend

ceolbert, a man who left this world too soon but left such a mark on eivor that she would visit his grave and mourn him long after he was gone

are you really telling me that ubi. with a straight face. in this economy.

vikingnerd793

She didn’t even say goodbye to Gunnar, who she was close with since she was a child, a father figure, or Randvi, canonically her romantic partner and non-canonically her closest friend and partner who is her right hand. So it’s wishful thinking they ever thought any deeper about her allies. Sadly.

They chose the people they did strictly because they are historically prominent figures — Guthrum and Alfred had their treaty where Guthrum converted and renamed himself. Christianity was then forced upon many of the Norse as part of their assimilation after Dane law fell apart, and Harald becoming the king of all Norway was a catalyst for lots of things — they also needed to sneak in Iceland, because historically the Norse first discovered it during Eivor’s lifetime. I still think it was insanely stupid to focus on historical figures and moments and not the people any of us actually cared about! Don’t get me wrong. It’s appallingly shallow writing. They went out of their way to make this about marketing for Mirage and reduce Eivor to a blip on the historical map of the Viking era, to later die and be forgotten in Vinland with her letterbox. That’s the sad truth of the last chapter. They put zero thought into her Allies she loved so dearly being a part of her conclusion. She goes to London and doesn’t even mention Stowe and Erke. It’s wild.

vikingnerd793

It’s 2026 and nothing is ever going to make that shitshow last chapter seem better.

#its one of those plot points that i straight up ignore in ac lore #like kassandra having a child #eivor ending up back in vinland could be plausible but dear god it all needs a serious rewrite