VikingNerd793

Gamer. Powerlifter. Viking enthusiast. 41, she/her. Recently diagnosed with myasthenia gravis and yes it sucks. 18+.

[vikingnerd793]

I did a thing. I made my own Karlach playlist. There's a little bit of me in this playlist, in terms of musical taste and songs I already love. But I definitely tried to make this as complex as Karlach is:

Ragey ass-kicking barbarian

Traumatized woman taken advantage of by someone she trusted and suffered for years because of it

Someone who knows time is finite and wants to just feel (physically and mentally ) all the feels while she can

A person who wants to fight for those around her against a greater evil

Someone who has a greater purpose and refuses to die until that is done

In love perfectly late

A deep sadness buried by a mask of optimism and joy, but at some point that repression lets go

Someone who just wants to be home, is deeply nostalgic about it. Flaws and all.

LITERALLY ESCAPED HELL

Could combust at any time and is devastated about it, but she's going to make sure she takes ownership of what she can control as long as she can

Did I mention raging ass-kicking barbarian?!

Anyway be kind lol I may not write fics or do art but I here is my contribution to the fandom alongside my VP

[featherwurm]

Goin' through stuff - time to draw the tief beef getting mala hot pot for mental health. They are having a good time - they both like face-numbing heat and have ordered so much extra protein they're going to be there a while (though everything will rapidly disappear, the ladies have appetites to match their size - there won't be a single dish uneaten or noodle missed when they finish off the broth). Karlach really likes fatty and tender cuts of meat, particularly beef, any kinds of sausages and meatballs, pumpkin, potato, corn, bok choy and any kind of brassicas. Tav also will always go for any meats, but has a real fondness for shrimp and prawns or any other crustaceans, quail egg, lotus root, cabbage, carrot, sweet potato, bean sprouts, and mushrooms. They both like duck blood, tofu, and tofu skins because they absorb so much broth, will eat green onions till they pop, and go for anything novel or specialty like specialty dumplings, shelfish, unusual organ meats, or... well whatever else is on the menu! Karlach likes to put everything she can in her dipping sauce (she also does the thing where you put all the flavors in your soda or slurpee) while Tav prefers a bit more of the classic mix of oyster sauce, chilies, garlic, green onion, rice wine vinegar, sesame seeds, and sesame oil.

[msrhaxoz]

aura farming ☝️

[tbarneix]

Have you ever had a lady call you soldier before?

[hustlemeanokay]

Karlach (modded playthrough) . Baldur's Gate 3

(I used the origin mirror unlock and gave her Jaheira's hair and a tattoo and I had the everyone's eyes can glow mod turned on.)

[aitr5939]

commission

[hustlemeanokay]

Karlach Cliffgate . Bladur's Gate 3

[featherwurm]

It's mango season and Karlach is a big fan - she couldn't even wait for Tav to slice them before snarfing down a half. Tav's fine with it though - it's good entertainment.

It is true that many tieflings are able to consume and digest a number of things that humans cannot - including things like hard cellulose (wood), hard minerals (carbon, limestone, etc.), and bone. This extends to things like fruit peels and pits, nut shells, charcoal, hide, leather, and other residuals of butchery, cooking, and food processing. Tav and Karlach both can do this, but are not generally inclined to do so as Tav was deterred from it as a child and Karlach spent so long surviving on foul rations in the hells that she likes to eat good food whenever possible.

In a pinch they can both survive on bark and bone and coal and the like but they don't thrive on it (it's calorie poor and lacks many essential nutrients) and try to avoid it.

All that is to say - sometimes they get caught up in the moment and eat a mango like an apple but not that often.

[featherwurm]

Karlach and Tav are both intensely physical people, and while they do sometimes play a lil rough, they do enjoy it very much. Karlach is happy to have a match who can toss her around a bit and vice versa.

[vikingnerd793]

BG3 is officially a pop culture reference.

Shadowheart is a legitimate component of multiple scenes of Margot's Got Money Troubles. Literally 3 episodes or so have included her cosplay and character mention.

[lyricpersonarts]

everybody thank karlach for existing

[featherwurm]

omgggg thankyou so much i love Tav's contortions! also very happy to hear about your immune system hehe. if you were to do more tav contortions i don't think anyone would complain... but maybe that's just my contorted brain thinking....

Excellent! And yes thank you, it's been great news to have.

He he yes of course there can be more, as long as you don't mind if it's silly:

Karlach says she's good to cuddle, she's just sometimes kindof weird about it. Tav says it feels good to be a pretzel sometimes.

Also, Tav has bones, somewhere. They're probably hers, even.

[sirlump]

[astrariums]

EIVOR VARINSDÓTTIR Assassin's Creed Valhalla 2020, dev. Ubisoft Montreal

[maezanilla]

Day 6 — kisses in the snow ❄️

[Day 5]

[maezanilla]

Day 4 — kisses of pure devotion

[Day 3]

[featherwurm]

Karlach has seen and done terrible things but Tav lays on her with such utter trust that she falls asleep rapidly if there's nothing either of them need or want to do. It still melts Karlach, even knowing Tav can and has cracked skulls just as much as she has. Perhaps it softens Karlach all the more so to meet someone in life who, like her, takes to combat with relish (now, of course, aimed at the protection of Faerûn and it's people... generally), but at the end of the day craves comfort and affection. They both try to be good to the world around them, but they are always good to and for each other.