Pour me another drink and punch me in the face.

you're so cute when you're frustrated, dear  you're so cute when you're sedated

[portlandia]

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[birdasaurus]

Sara Comb’s 100 Days of Cacti

[indieiphonewallpapers]

the world we live in // the killers

[officescreenshots]

[orubor]

[witchazel-deactivated20160707]

Confusion

Realization

Acceptance

[halstedom]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[ludaprilgate]

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[refinery29]

Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sex 

Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.

Gifs: VH1

[thegolddig]

[secretariats]

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bless me father for I have synthed

[thekillersetc]

this is Brandon Flowers’ entire existence in a nutshell

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[olympichampion]

Laurie Hernandez winks at the judges before her floor routine.