pizzanugget

hi i'm mary

[catchymemes]

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[waifool]

[alexjones]

[onion-emily]

me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[punkbread]

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[pondweeds]

[triviacrossing]

The Isabelle costume for Felyne in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for Nintendo 3DS.

[joltron]

reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

[tokyoinns-deactivated20200314]

my only coping mechanism is making spotify playlists

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

i love how much the internet has latched onto the goose from the goose game. like it’s just a goose and it’s a goose that you control, so it has no set personality, but the entire internet looked at this 

and said “ah. a bastard” and adopted it.

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[paprika]

[valtsv]

all sparring scenes are inherently homoerotic but some are more homoerotic than others

[valtsv]

swords: +10 points

witty competitive banter: +20

moment where the characters gaze intensely into each others’ eyes while at a stalemate and marvel internally at the other person’s strength: +100

[valtsv]

blade under the chin: critical hit