Are you Squidward?

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

[pissgoon]

crème de la cunt

[pissgoon]

i have profound thoughts

[pissed-whizard]

[pissgoon]

[jupiterinthe7th]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bairnsidhe]

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

[saras-out-on-the-highway]

Full offense, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

[maryburgers]

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowsodiumham)

[oozmart]

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[soundofsilver]

users, listen up! tumblr is in danger, and it needs your help! in order to save it, dm me your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three funky numbers on the back. lets do this, losers!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[pookie02]

[paperandinklings]

this deserves an oscar

[justbadpuns]

I have no words

[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[fancy-trashblog-deactivated2024]

I did not expect this, but I love it

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

😍

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

[blueklectic]

VINNY!!!