gabe

im 22 now

[brainrotdotorg]

to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

[werms4brains]

omg heyyyyyyyyyyyy lol #gabe

[fatalisticme]

curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...

[hymenoptera07]

i feel some people may enjoy these

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

New pin

[bovineblogger]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sludged-deactivated20130318]

chinese giant salamander

[dazeylo]

Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.

[chiveburger]

DODONTODONBURI : ONIGIRI

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[owlservice]

Philistines

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Theyll never understand us

[crevicedwelling]

What is your Hogwarts house?

stares at you unblinkingly, before continuing to noisily munch on cucumber as if no words were ever uttered to break the gentle trills of crickets in the grass

[apsciencebylyn]

This is the only proper response to this question.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cryptotheism]

Nature forging a baby.” Guillaume de Lorris and Jean de Meun, Roman de la Rose. Bruges, c.1490-c.1500

[escuerzoresucitado]

monday

[campadog]

[grickle14]

There had been small rumors floating around. 

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

[bogleech]

I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

[bogleech]

alright so he was super in love with her but he found out she’s just bound to whoever holds this cursed artifact he bought and therefore she never had any agency in their relationship, which he didn’t know because all she could do is shriek and he was inferring whatever he wanted to hear. He shatters the item to set her free and she tries to kill everyone but now that he can talk to her for real he finds out what she’s really into is baseball trivia so they go on a baseball road trip as platonic friends and that’s how the episode ends

[redbuddi]