lexifer666

reverting to my 12 yr old self as a form of therapy 21 yr old douchbag/j ftm

[hollanderthoughts]

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

[wesborlandsbbydady]

walked in on my mom watching Project Hail Mary and watched the last 20 minutes with her and i just have one question

did ryan gosling fall in love with that rock alien??cause it seemed like he was in love with the rock alien

[wesborlandsbbydady]

my best freind: it would be so cool to be polyamorous and have a gf and a bf…unless they voted me off the island…imagine getting dumped by two people at once…

[wesborlandsbbydady]

conservatives be like “i can always tell when someone’s a tranny😡” and then look me and my c cups that i couldn’t be bothered to bind right in the eyes and tell me that i am such a helpful and polite young man and thank you so much for helping them get the washer in the laundry mat running

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[ermg33]

Party time

[wesborlandsbbydady]

“don’t ship that it’s toxic”

okay well they are also not real people and their entire backstory is made up so like…..it’s not real it doesn’t matter…our country is falling apart and this is what we are worried about….

god forbid a man like a little bit of toxic old man yaoi 🙄

[wesborlandsbbydady]

never being considering attractive in yoir childhood and then getting older and randomly having people start like flirting with you and calling you hot is a wild thing to experience

[wesborlandsbbydady]

went to church for the first time in two years (cause my mom asked me to and whatever it’s an hour to make her happy) and it was ash wednesday and when i tell you i walked up and this old bald motherfucker gave me THE DARKEST ash cross in the whole church and instead of the usual “remeber you where made from dust and to dust you shall return” he said “repent and believe in the gospel 😡”. like when i tell you it was BLACK on my forehead and anyone else only had little baby crosses like just point at me and yell “SINNER FAG” at this point ……so im never going back to church again lmao

[wesborlandsbbydady]

listening to classic metal as someone who listens to mostly numetal is so funny cause like motley crue cause an entire generation of parents to freak out about satanic worshipping by shouting at the devil i can’t imagine how you reacted to slipknot wanting to slit your throught and fuck the wound….

[wesborlandsbbydady]

as an american i’m really upset that my tax dollars go to blowing up children in foreign countries instead of government funded hockey yaoi :(

[oniomn]

Alan, or Allan if you will

[lackadaisycal-art]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[wesborlandsbbydady]

1999 Wes Borland

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

[the-muppet-joker]

Im like Sanders Sides if my sides were Kermit the Frog, the Joker, a slew of Homestuck characters, and Jesus Christ from the Bible. Light Yagami from Death Note is also there but it's unclear if he's real or just in my head

[crazy000567]