april ludgate tbh

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it's nighttime

[halles-comet]

[quasarkisses]

incorrect, this is actually the best way to percieve media

[valtsv]

yeah social media sucks but there is something kinda fun about being able to share my thoughts with thousands of strangers whenever i feel like it. i can't shut up and i've decided to make it everyone's problem.

[nuclearhearts]

[pyomorphic]

thats a yes

[frogmp3]

yeah france looks cool in ratatouille but i’m glad it’s not real

[thewhatever]

No need to call him back.

[wastedarkcell]

What did you do?

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fucked up, apparently.

[blackgirlsonlyparty-deactivated]

Remember when Babe came out and we all went back to collectively hating Jock Gingivitis again

[pi4nobl4ck]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

My drag persona

[saiasus]

Welcome to the stage ….

[enlightenedrobot]

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

>Florida

[coolmanfromthepast]

Florida Man’s wife.

[bandomfandombeyond]

Bold of you to assume Crystal Metheny needs a man

[whitepeopletwitter]

[writterings]

*punches a wall* i want a boyfriend

[ithelpstodream]

[wesleyschultzs]

It’s based on another joke the second scientist usually says “I’ll have H2O too” but the waitress interprets it as “H2O2” and the second scientist dies because he drank hydrogen peroxide which is H2O2

OHHHHHH

[wesleyschultzs]

Are you Aussie

no i just never sleep

[badsciencejokes]

Two scientists walk into a restaurant. The first one says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll also have a glass of water. Why are you referring to it so strangely? We’re not at work anymore.”

The first chemist goes into the bathroom and cries. His assassination plot has failed.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stephendann]

Apostle’s 13

[jenniferrpovey]

Oh, there are so many fun ways one could go with this.

[peterstarkss]

National Treasure 3

[jackiietaylor]

you know it’s disney movie release time when disney gets its first ever gay character for the twelfth time

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[kiwi]

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite