Proud American

In the end, despite my best efforts to the contrary, it turns out that I’ve won.

[toasthag]

[stunkbug]

this is… adhd culture

[edwad]

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

[soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191]

Per what

[edwad]

second

[onlytwitterpics]

[disabilityhealth]

Tummy: Eating was a Mistake

Me: But you were hungry???

Tummy: No I wasn’t, that was me testing you.

Me: ????

Tummy: You failed.

[lesbepositive]

[astrodickology]

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life

[aidashakur]

tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bobbimorses]

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

[lohver]

if life has treated you like trash and you still make an effort to be a good person

i appreciate you.

thank you.

[blankslate]

[grootficguy]

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

[thepenguinsaurus]

last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see

ah yes

never trust the irish

[textiles]

It’s just a modest proposal

[funnyposts]

*home alone* *preforms concert* *interviews myself* *pretends i’m in a dramatic movie* *eats*

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[volcainist]

This is 100% me

[yeehawlw]

i have a condition that makes me right all the time and it’s called lesbianism