for the last time constructs don’t have souls. you shouldn’t be trusting things that aren't part of the natural order, especially ones that look like living creatures but aren't :/
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Big talk from someone who can’t even wear metal
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*summoning my five simulacra, twelve constructs, homonculus, and my unseen servant to get your ass*
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unseen servant literally can’t attack dipshit, learn your own spells before you comment on my post
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One of my cousins was born without a soul! She was originally a cursed amulet that her dad found while exploring this lich’s tomb, but he thought it was so cool he true polymorphed it into a baby. She does have a soul now though, but he did have to kill her and bring her back so that an antimagic field wouldn’t erase her from existence
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hey what the fuck
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💗 flowersforthedawn Follow
Please signal boost this :((( my friends been missing for three days now and nobody’s seen her, she was walking home from a party on the solstice. If you know anything please DM me
💌 sorcerer-confessions Follow
any updates on your friend op?
💗 flowersforthedawn Follow
Yeah an angel brought her home 🥹
💌 sorcerer-confessions Follow
wait like she’s dead???
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I’m so conflicted my professor for one of my extraplanar electives next year is really well known in the field but her ratemyprofessor is really scary idk if I should switch
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I wouldn’t worry too much about it, female professors tend to get rated way worse for the same shit men do, especially really accomplished ones who publish 🙄 she’s probably fine
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Ummm...
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does anyone have a bootleg of the current running play where they brought in that tiefling from the material plane?? i heard it was so good but i missed it :( willing to trade for anything on my list or of equal value
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i do, can i have your email to send it to you?
🎭feywilder Follow
nice try buddy i wasn't born yesterday, i will trade you one of my hoarded urls though
If I have to deal with another weird customer I stg I’m gonna start dealing skein instead
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“Yeah uh my friend doesn’t believe in healers” thoughts and prayers brother I don’t have a tincture for that. Get well soon ig
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// Not my usual type of post, sorry for the recent hiatus. our best healer is out of town and people are dying again so I’ve been working double shifts at the infirmary
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN
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she’s just that good its fucking crazy. they call her miracle like shes the gods special princess or something. she’s not even that nice
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outta my way gayboy im about to get it
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hopital
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Do you think my botany prof will let me grow hallucinogens for my final
🍄redflagcap Follow
why do it for class?? you could get in trouble if she says no. Get a hobby lol
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what if she wants some :(
also i literally am. wtf do you think gardening is do you live under a rock
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blocking you for that phrase. yikes. insensitive to people who live in the underdark much 😬
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Something that I really like about Anton and Flicker is the fact that the two of them will probably never get back together even as friends. Like, the abuse was neither of their faults. They were 100% forced into that position by every single adult in their life, they were forced to be absolutely intrinsic to one another and also for Flicker to be more important. Any other ending to their relationship would have felt off. Flicker killing Anton plays into the cult’s hands - and Anton killing Flick plays into Vesh’s. They both totally fell for what the people whispering into their ears at first and then it turns out the real solution is that they’re both people. They’re both just people. And the fact that they can only break their cycle of abuse by totally separating is bittersweet but it feels so good and right.
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YES!!! This is the kind of thing that drives me crazy about them, and I love the way that Anton initially turned to the god who tore them apart and his final true act of rebellion (on screen) was to defy her into TOTAL NEUTRALITY. The only way for them to break the cycle was to not love or hate each other but to let each other go.
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@/sebs-youthgroup why are you interracing with me my DNI says “no christians”
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I’m wiccan?
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Your URL is a reference to S******* who runs a youth group.
😋 hungryetty Follow
Hummel is basically abusing Alonne when she makes him stop harming others.
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OP, torture is bad.
😋 hungryetty Follow
So is obsessively controlling your partner.
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…has she ever stopped him from doing excessive violence? I feel like people just stereotype heterosexual couples in a way that always makes them abusive just so they have an excuse to change them and make them slash.
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Isn’t this the guy from the comphet Harlena callout?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT COMPHET HARLENA
thinking about absinthium and what like “WEU inspired cocktails” would look like. I know very little about mixology but it would be such a fun project to take on.
time to clock in at the WEU fandom shift. today i will be thinking about our hollow ones and the themes of grief and death and rebirth and love. and also autism
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Fiona is OP and the druid class should be banned from WEU.
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Fiona isn’t OP she barely uses wildshape in battle
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She uses her wildshape to spy
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Ok and??? That’s how you play the game brother
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That’s op. The class should be banned.
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“Leo is OP because he uses sneak attack” <- that’s how stupid you sound right now
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That’s different that’s in battle
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“Harland is OP because he has a high deception” “Thalia is OP because she has a high wisdom” “Nyx is OP because she has unseen servant” <- also how stupid you sound right now
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You are the reason I hate this fandom. Blocked.
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Actually you make a good point about Harland I think that he should have a nerf it’s not even fun when he rolls you know he’s just going to win
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Incorrect. Harland is perfect. Blocked.
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You didn’t block me
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I realized I actually really like your Cyprus design when I was scrolling your blog before blocking you
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My take is Nyx is just as evil as Thalia’s parents. She should not have let her sister be stuck inside the house all the time??? She was basically enabling abuse by not getting Thalia out of there.
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Nyx is Thalia’s younger sister who held zero power. She’s the age of a fucking college student. Do you hold all younger siblings as responsible for the wellbeing of their older siblings??? Did you forget they have a more than ten year age gap?
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Guys please we literally don’t even know why Thalia stayed home all the time
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Another one for the anti-Thalia blocklist.
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OK but are we seeing that Nyx had no power in this situation??? What did you want her to do???
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Nyx is a minor and sapphic
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Imora and Nyx both snuck Thalia out multiple times. This has been confirmed. Nyx did the best she could with the resources at her disposal, and Thalia clearly recognizes that, which you can really clearly see from when we have seen them interact. To put this on anyone besides their parents, and like @/bring-the-bot-in said, we also don’t know why Thalia was kept inside all the time. It’s not like Soliana and Gav were doing anything against the law and there’s no social stigma (at least in Rosohna, at least as far as we know) against having a missing parent so it’s probably not just out of cruelty or something that has to do with Gav? We also know from text-machina that Gav was not made at the same time as Nyx and Thalia, so it’d be really weird for the reasoning to have to do with that. It definitely sucked for Thalia but she did get out sometimes and we don’t know if she was in danger.
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Yet another one for the blocklist ✌️
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Can someone tell me whyyyy I just saw the fourth fic this fucking week where Cyprus’s words are written out with an uwu voice are you hearing yourselves
🌷 princess-fiona Follow
Whyyyy are you so obsessed with what other people write???
📦 avinceinabox Follow
This was a post on my personal blog (also my WEU blog) about a personal pet peeve. Blocking you now.
🌷 princess-fiona Follow
Then why didn’t you turn off reblogs? Send it in a private discord server? Keep it as an inside thought?
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Hey OP I’m the author of those fics and I’m a literal minor with a speech impediment who kins Cyprus. That was a vent fic about how no one takes me seriously.
📦 avinceinabox Follow
Ok. I am sorry. I’ll keep my personal vents about this in private spaces.
🌟 dwendalsdick Follow
????? femboymerrygarden you are not the author I am the author and I do it for fun lol
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NGL i feel like gav brings down the whole party dynamic in frozen. They could all be women. Would that not be better??? Do we need another watch where gav whines about his ex???
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Note how OP doesn’t mention Gav’s ex is a man because if you made this post about how gay men should be kicked out of the group you’re immediately outed as homophobic.
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You can’t be homophobic against a deadbeat dad hope this helps :)))
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You can??? Also he’s bi??? This is Not getting into gavcourse because tbh I don’t care if it was justified or not. These posts also reek of people who are obsessed with shipping and nothing else.
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I MEAN. You can’t ship Gav with anyone 1) it’s a waste of a w/w couple and 2) he’s SO MUCH OLDER than everyone else any ship with him in it would be inherently abusive
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I mean yeah he’s older but Lena is middle aged it’s fine
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Lena is 27. Lena is 27. Lena is 27. LENA IS 27.
LENA IS 27
Even the mud of the swamp was foreign. He somehow missed home more and more fiercely with every sucking sound of his boot releasing from the marsh scum. He was crusted and flaking after sleeping on the earth the night before, and his steps felt unsteady with every passing day that he wandered.
He knew that he had no chance of surviving without help, and he instinctively cursed Vesh despite knowing painfully well that she had never really been with him in the first place. The attempt on his life from the followers at the fort had been further evidence, as if the first nineteen miserable years of his life weren’t enough.
Anton had been travelling the swamp for days now. His handlers had tried to make it look like the drow had killed him - something he found deeply insulting, though he was well used to his combat abilities being overlooked in favor of a story his leaders wanted to tell. It didn’t take a genius to figure out they took him here to have an extra grunt working for Vesh, and as soon as his usefulness had run its course, it was time to kill him as far away from his twin as they could get him. He’d run with the clothes on his back and a longsword. While he hadn’t had a plan, that was always Anselm’s job, he knew he couldn’t turn back, even as survival in the marshland proved pretty much impossible for him on his own.
When he heard the sound of voices, his heart started pounding. The sucking sounds of his steps became rapid, frantic, as he ran to the sound, realizing too late that the voices could kill him just as quickly as they might help.
At least that end would be faster.
Anton burst into the path of a small party, who was already turned to him and fully on guard. He held up his hands in surrender. Three tieflings, a drow, and another person - Anton wasn’t sure. One of the tieflings spoke first, her sword drawn.
“What are you doing here?” Her voice was accented - he knew that accent. It was the exact one he'd given himself by force. His captors had thought it was cute, for some odd reason, but it added credibility with the soldiers, so when he spoke he mirrored her.
“Please, mercy, I have a sword but I'll drop it. I just want to survive.” No one lowered their weapons, so he kept talking, his voice starting to shake.
“I was at the fort, but I desperately did not want to be. I know you are not with them, and whether you are from the Empire or a Crick, I hold no ill will.” Still no luck. The drow woman tensed. He realized too late that he probably shouldn’t have used that new word.
“If you came from the fort, why are you out here?” The drow this time. She looked suspicious of him, eyes narrowed, skeptical. Anton recognized he needed to sell this - he tried to ease the gates to tears open, but once he allowed even a crack in his mask, he began sobbing.
“Please. I was so scared. I don't want to die. I didn't want to die- I had to run, I had to or they would've had me killed. I got scared and I ran. They're doing terrible things, I couldn't-” his speech devolved from watery to sopping, barely understandable between staggered breaths and choking on his own sobs. His nose was running. He felt guilty for wasting the water. His arms curled in and his hands clutched at his chest.
“Hey, it's okay. We won't hurt you.” Anton heard them get closer from the sound of their voice, but he still started as a gentle, tentative hand landed on his shoulder. He tried to blink away the tears enough to see who, but couldn't make out more than a purple-ish blob. He just nodded, and held on to his own shirt tighter.
“Why aren't you wearing any armor?” The Zemnian’s tone was definitely gentler. Silently, Anton prayed that the drow would look sympathetic next time he could see clearly. It took a few tries for him to get any words out, since he couldn’t seem to open his mouth without breaking into another sob. If he was in his right mind he would’ve felt ashamed for losing his composure like this.
“I- I was scared, that if they saw me, the enemy, they would kill me. I hope that- that if I didn’t have- have- the armor- of- from the base, then- then I wouldn’t- I wouldn’t- d-” the thought of his own death had him breaking into sobs again, and the hand on his shoulder quickly became an arm wrapping around him as the tiefling hugged him.
“My name is Cyprus, what’s your name?” Their voice sounded gentle, and against his better judgement he clung to them. His breaths began to slow from the pressure of the hug. Anton tried to not feel terrible about getting snot all over the stranger’s clothing.
“My name is Klaus.” He spoke carefully, keeping his accent in place now that he no longer had sobs to mask any discrepancies.
“You can travel with us Klaus, it’s okay.” Cyprus started pulling back, and Anton scrubbed at his face with his grubby shirt.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you I- I don’t know what- what I’d-” his throat began to close, and he cut himself off before he could begin sobbing again. Cyprus stayed right next to him as he tried to find the right words and get them to spill from his mouth. He looked back to the party, where everyone seemed to have relaxed.
“Where are you going?” Please, he begged, please, please let it be a town, a city, anywhere but where I just-
Cyprus had the dignity to sound apologetic while they explained their mission.
🤠 cowboy-alonne Follow
OK but hollow ones who cant feel romantic attraction anymore. Hollow ones who cant feel sexual attraction anymore. Alonne sees End again and he knows there are ghosts of feelings inside of him that he just can’t access. He feels them but he can’t reach them anymore. Sybil has to do her big reveal to Elysia and snap her out of the charm and convince her that she’s the same person but she’s not. And she never will be. But she can’t explain that and Elysia might turn her back on them and so she has to pretend to be in love and to still feel something, anything for her. It makes me feral.
⚔️ sword-ladies Follow
Ok but we know that they still feel romantic attraction and tbh this feels kind of shitty to Alonne??? They are literally dating Hummel and Fiona and idk it’s just weird vibes to make a blanket statement about how they’re ~*~incapable of love~*~ when they’re dating two women. Also rancid vibes on desexualizing an autistic lesbian :)
💜 firthlover Follow
Have you ever noticed how when people talk about Alonne being with Fiona and Hummel people will Only use they/them for him? As a fandom we need to quit bi erasure we’re supposed to have learned from CR guys
⚔️ sword-ladies Follow
Alonne?? Is a he/they??? Also you did not address my take on Sybil.
💜 firthlover Follow
I think you’re right about Sybil lol it’s just a thing that I’ve noticed the fandom doing and you were the most recent post I’ve seen doing it
⚔️ sword-ladies Follow
Don’t target a literal autistic lesbian next time then
🐍 fluffysasha Follow
Ok but harland feels like such a beautiful coming out allegory. Have you thought about the way that he has to keep coming out to the party? Even though being gay is accepted in Wildemount he still comes out as a hollow one, as an ex spy, as a lolth follower, in this essay i will
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Heads up OP supports comphet Harlena
🐍 fluffysasha Follow
How did you read my entire post and think that comphet harlena had anything to do with it
☠️ pirate-lena Follow
Its literally about harland coming out. How would that not be relevant
🐍 fluffysasha Follow
So all of my meta is useless because i want to respect the lived experiences of LGBT people everywhere??? I was talking about comphet Harlena to my sister who Just divorced her husband (they are on good terms btw people literally always think that the comphet Harlena community hates lesbians and men being freidns but that is NOT true) and she started crying. She’s obsessed with WEU now she literally changed her ex husban’s name to Harland on her phone you needc to go outside and meet REALY GAY PEOPLE and see HOW MANY MIDDLE AGED GAY PEOPLE (LIKE LENA) SEE THEMSELVESI N COMPHET HARLENA
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Comphet shipping is misogynistic hope this helps 💖
🐍 fluffysasha Follow
I LITERALLY THINK LENA IS A LESBIAN!!!!! SHE IS THE ONE DOING THE COMPHET OMFG IF SHE WAS STRAIGHT SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE JOINED THE GUARD???
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normal people: hey hows it going
🎇 mirianis-spellb00k Follow
Are we all gonna just ignore OP called Lena middle aged?????
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