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Star Trek stuff

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*☆. vorta pretty ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` ) .♡°

ID: Four vertical gifs from DS9, showing close-ups of Weyoun 5 talking. His expression changes between concerned, contemplative and sad. In the last gif, he musters a polite but very fake-looking smile. End ID.

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Commission for Lisa of the most guys ever

Commission me !

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YAYYYYY this is my FAVORITE PICTURE EVER! It’s for my upcoming fanfic “Engagement” - of course classic fake engagement trope - I have just one more chapter to write! It’s already 26k words….

Thank you so much for the most fabulous lovely stellar picture @crowlls!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Your vision and execution are so brilliant!!

Please do consider commissioning @crowlls - they are a dream to work with!! I sent only a scene excerpt and here is the masterpiece!

[unidentifiedprimate]

Shut up Dukat I had an idea

[master-of-the-game]

Damar (morning after party obviously)

slight nsfw

[defconprime]

Waltz

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My sibling taught me how to use the foreground copy paste tool on my phone and I have since been insufferable in chat

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(Disclaimer: I know nothing about the Dog of War comic plot details other than the base premise. I am making all of this up because @lasernahrwal's comment was too funny, if Weyoun and Damar could be in the Dog of War story)

"You're up early." Weyoun accused as soon as he entered their conference room for the day. "What is that?"

Damar looked over his shoulder, nodding in greeting. "One of our scouts managed to snag some Federation cargo on its way to DS9. I was just inspecting it."

"That looks more... alive than most cargo we acquire." Weyoun walked up to the war table, hands worrying behind his back. On top of an offline screen sat a small animal, bigger than a Cardassian vole and much plumper and fluffier. It looked up at Weyoun with massive, too-innocent eyes and a happy, breathy smile.

Damar reached a tentative two fingers to tap the animal on its furry head. It preened with the attention. "According to reports it's an Earth 'corugi.' A common human pet, but listen to this intel we just intercepted. Apparently these little creatures have been infused with Borg implants. Specifically to identify Cardassian technology."

"Really?" Weyoun leaned over to inspect their jovial prisoner of war. "And that's been sanctioned by Starfleet? They're deploying these on the station?"

The corgi licked the tip of the Vorta's nose in greeting, and Weyoun reeled backwards.

"Aw, finally someone in this quadrant likes you." Damar grinned.

"Eugh," Weyoun sneered and wiped his nose with the stiff sleeve of his blazer. "I'm lucky to be immune to most diseases. Who knows what this thing is carrying from Earth. You are at risk, however..."

"Eh, it's fine." Damar leaned in to scoop the little corgi up into his arms. "I've been observing it all this morning. It does react to our devices, not so much when I show it foreign tech. It's been trained well." He cradled the small animal in one arm, scritching its side with his claws affectionately.

"You look like you're ready to name it, Damar."

"Nawwww..." Damar dismissed without any bite to it. The corgi licked at Damar's hands. Its rear end, where a tail might be present on a vole, wagged back and forth enthusiastically.

"Did you keep pets as a child?" Weyoun was genuinely curious of his partner. He leaned warmly against Damar's side to study the puppy in Damar's arms, or more accurately, the rare tenderness Damar was showing. "You seem rather fond."

"Never allowed to." Damar answered, gruff. "Nature of my mother's work meant we were always moving around to wherever her lab set up base. Didn't want us getting attached to too much."

"Your mother was smart." Weyoun leaned his head on Damar's arm. "I can see you have an immediate weakness for wily little critters."

Damar clutched the corgi possessively and glared at the pouf of hair resting on his shoulder. "What are you talking about."

"...Nothing." Weyoun tutted. "Well. If you allow our scientists to thoroughly inspect the animal for any subspace transmitters, once cleared, you have my permission to keep this animal in the war room."

"Your permission...!" Damar started, then inhaled suddenly. He took a step backwards, clutching the corgi, and inhaled three times more.

"Damar?" Weyoun was alarmed.

Damar released a thunderous sneeze. The corgi yelped and hopped out of Damar's loosened arms. Weyoun wasn't built for quick reflexes, but managed to catch the startled creature and hold him close.

"What language was that?" Weyoun asked. "The Universal Translator didn't quite catch that."

"Ugh," Damar dragged a long sniff, looking sick. "An allergic reaction is what that was. Maybe this is a bad idea."

Weyoun wasn't listening. "Ah, it does feel rather nice to hold the little thing." He closed his eyes and snuggled his cheek in, revelling in the soft texture and warmth of the furry puppy. "I'm glad we agree to keep it around. I'll hold it for you, don't worry."

Damar sniffed miserably.

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He looked good!!!!!

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They’re roommates

2022

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Damar is my favorite Star Trek character

2022

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Working on my fic

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Maybe the triangular parts latch, like at the shoulders and sides, and come off as front and back plates. And underneath that is the thicker "shirt" that can be removed more like clothing?

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Problem solved...... 😌 😩

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Working on my fic

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Maybe the triangular parts latch, like at the shoulders and sides, and come off as front and back plates. And underneath that is the thicker "shirt" that can be removed more like clothing?

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Working on my fic

[bribinart]

so uh guess what i watched

(prints!)

[acecroft]

SCOTT BAKULA as Capt. Jonathan Archer in Star Trek: Enterprise “Broken Bow”

[lemonsweetie]

We Cardassians are a proud people

[ettaberrytea]

Elim Garak and Dr. Kelas Parmak walking through a garden.

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