The Fanciest Man in the IHOP

Hello.

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[comparingmeerkats]

me usually: the consumerist society we live in is unsustainable 

me whenever i have slightly more money than usual: 

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

I love when like 23 year olds who never developed any life skills or significant social life outside of this website move in together bc it always inevitably ends with a flurry of callout posts and someone saying they were gaslighted for being told to do their dishes

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

Christian theologians who theorize hell as a place of isolation as opposed to a place of torture are definitely way more interesting. I actually really like C.S. Lewis’ depiction of Hell in the great divorce as a vast open plane where individuals are constantly walking further away from each other. They could turn back, and even leave hell at any time, but the type of soul they have become compells them to keep diving into their own isolation, and most that visit heaven find it profoundly painful and go back.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pochowek]

bethesda game mod categories

REALISTIC GOOD FEMALE FACE NO WRINKLES NO DIRT NO IMPERFECTIONS

Better Bouncing Boobs BodySlide NIPS+ Curvy Lady Bodytype

The Reaper Of Darkness Armor Mod (comes with red AND green leds)

Every Single Fucking Texture Is Now 4K

Female feet HD model

Ultimate Survival Weather Mod, You Can Carry NOTHING, you die INSTANTLY, Everyone Is Hostile

Sims 2 mod hair

[twitterlols]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[airayboris-deactivated20211123]

@megaman-official

[satanstrousers]

Shes a brick

[maccydoodles]

who?

[satanstrousers]

HOUSE

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

make some wack trip-hop adultswim bumper remix of ding dong, it’s me

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

[dinosaurpubes]

[inkrton]

he cannot die. Unstoppable

[brondeef]

Bad dog. Out you go

[tsukuyomishirabes]

The Dog Will Stay

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

Too bad.

[xlugger]

the dog stays

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

[superflyingthing]

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

[lawd-what-a-booty]

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

[legionoftuna]

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

[xxxtictacion]

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

[swordofevilsban]

THE DOG GOES

[duskanaragemother]

THE DOG STAYS

[pixelsnotdreams-deactivated2019]

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

[dryeguy]

THE DOG IS MINE.

[65-percent-puns]

[bigdipper24]

amazing

[mjalti]

them: lemme know if u need to talk xx

me:

[pufftatty]

[quaggly]

[westportwater]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[st-just]

[soledadcatalina]

god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week

[soledadcatalina]

found it on youtube this time holy shit