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Woahhh!🌷

[wh4thefnk]

Hi bestie, congrats to them indeed /

If you’re cool with answering -

Has your opinion about them changed in any way? Do you believe they’re genuinely in love or is Chris just checking off his last goals?

Idk if this makes sense but I don’t see them divorcing but I don’t believe they’re soulmates either.

No worries! I’ve long since stopped feeling invested in this story, partly because I’ve never been in denial, and this feels just like another Thursday (≧▽≦) but let’s do a quick opinion rundown (excluding politics) for old times’ sake.

My opinion on them hasn’t changed at all; it doesn’t really have to. I’ve always said he loves her <- I’ve been the first to say it 🫵, they’ve had a dynamic that works for them so far, and that having kids was a no-brainer. I also 100% believe we got here with this particular choice of partner because he entered a weird midlife crisis phase, and that she had ended up being ~just there~ as part of the “final cut” from a pool she probably wasn’t even first in line for (I will never forget the Swedish/Swiss (?) girl, and those IG follows happening at the same time) so pardon me, but mathematically speaking, I don’t think this equation equals love at first sight or a fairy-tale story.

I think her initially following him around like a lapdog, plus being pretentious (which they do have in common), and her “old soul” persona got right into his good graces, another reason why we’re here. And voilà! Two people ~in love~

All in all, that’s pretty much a rundown of my POV on this love story, the point being, two things don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

About them lasting? I’ve never really had a firm opinion on it, but I will say I don’t wish them divorce.

Anyway, if any forty-year-old man happens to be reading this: no, that twenty-something is not your soulmate, and no, she’s not an “old soul.” She’s just her age. ᗜ_ᗜ

[wh4thefnk]

hey bestie, heard the news? this is like the second most awaited moment after the wedding lol! i mean congrats to them regardless of anything

Hi bestie, congrats to them indeed ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

This is such a relevant event you know I had to circle back for a bit. Yet there’s nothing on my mind other than:

- Cute name (I don’t like modern, edgy names personally)

- I think having a baby girl is adorable

- Wasted no time; you see how having her un-canonically pregnant 1000 times before she actually was, was not necessary.

[wh4thefnk]

if you’re back, I’m wondering what you thought about her saying that the lower half of 2023 (after she got married) was one of the “saddest periods” of her life?

An unfortunate comment. She could have been feeling that way for a million of diverse reasons.

But the moral of the story is actually how there can be cyber “warriors” bragging about a sex life that isn’t theirs, weaponizing her uterus and laughing like hyenas, while simultaneously that same person could be feeling the most miserable they’ve ever felt, for whatever reason. The irony.

And you know that I think they’re happy and have a dynamic that works for them as of now, but I don’t know, I feel there’s a lesson there somewhere for everyone.

[wh4thefnk]

Just stopping by to wish you all a Happy New Year!

I also wanted to share a gentle suggestion to take some time to disconnect if you haven’t in a while.

✎ (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ༉‧ ♡*.✧ Take care besties!

[wh4thefnk]

🛶💙🩵💚🩵💙 it's a love canoe! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the 🩷💙🩷💙

Thank you bestie <3

[wh4thefnk]

Something that's really funny to me is when Mrs Evans Defense Squad compliment her but have to reference the delulus.

"Omg look at that muscle definition! No weakness here! She certainly looks strong to me! Catch that haters! Ugh look how pretty and so grown up she looks! I don't see a child here! That's a full grown adult woman who knows her own mind. I bet they're seething hehehehehe. Look how they're looking at each other. I can tell from these pictures and videos from this one moment that they are absolutely so happy and so in love with each other. I'm so happy for them! Also, eat dirt, delulus! Cry and seethe! Die, even!!!!!"

LMAO. Y'all are reactionary af, just support her because you actually enjoy her independent of anything else and not out of a desire to punch down on people who are irrational and unwell, maybe? Idk. Whatever fulfills them, I guess.

What I find funny and sad is that pettiness and pity are the only catalysts for that excessive bootlicking. It shows she lacks any truly substantial talent or actual otherworldly… attributes… to naturally garner that level of praise, other than through sycophants trying to vicariously weaponize her.

[wh4thefnk]

Anon, my honest, fully biased and judgmental opinion, (I am aware of that) is that I question what kind of well balanced mature 42 year old man would marry someone with that demeanor, mannerisms and friends.

I will quote theopinionoftheredheads here:

Do think there is a possibly that Chris has really changed since he decided to marry Alba? I haven’t been in the fandom long so I can’t rea

[wh4thefnk]

I think what’s funny to me is that who’s even paying attention to the PR extremists team at this point? Like really? People care about what they think and getting a reaction from them? They’re like that weird thing we need to ignore so they fade or become silent noise.

Two/Three things:

That extremist side is the worst, committing illegal activities such as scamming, and cyber-harassing anyone who interacts with those two. In such situations, they need to be called out.

When it comes to theories and speculations, the PR team in general, at some point became like… flat earthers to me; I know the earth is round; but you just don’t go and engage with them, they’re so committed to the conspiracy and far gone, you just let them be wrong in peace.

Even when the seed of actual misinformation is sown you need to use your common sense, and think “Where is this being said and by how many people? And who is even watching? Is it worth it to amplify it by calling it out?” sometimes those “call outs” serve as the literal water that feeds the seed.

[wh4thefnk]

they’re not.// ..but it’s like you previously stated before.. folks aren’t genuinely happy about a baby. They are weaponizing a baby against the pr people for kicks and giggles. It’s weird. The love for ab isn’t genuine either especially coming from the people who talked about her and her friends like they were scum up until the wedding?! They weaponize her as well.

They are… and it is weird *looks around* I don’t know what kind of person would not feel eerie seeing this behavior.

[wh4thefnk]

opinions about the people who claim to be mentally well adjusted, flash news: they’re not.//

No, bestie.. yesterday was a mad house and I was looking for you because through all the bs of the fandom, you always bring the real. People were really [expletive] off of those photos🤮🤮

P.S. Forgive me because I forgot you be on your sabbatical sometimes.

[wh4thefnk]

Going from “He wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole” and dragging people that stated the opposite to “I will relentlessly obsess over this person's uterus, declaring a pregnancy every single day to torment my enemies. I will steer every conversation toward this subject, ensuring it dominates every moment" is insane.

[wh4thefnk]

Don’t know if you have seen the photos or not.. or if it is what some think it is.. what a way to announce something like that 🙃🙃🙃🙃 but then again, let’s consider who we are talking about.

Bestie I did not know what you were talking about so not only you made me go lurking for nothing because she’s seemingly not; but now I also have to bleach my eyes and have more opinions about the people who claim to be mentally well adjusted, flash news: they’re not.

[wh4thefnk]

What's your theory?//

My theory is just that they had partners (I believe on Ana’s end as well) while filming Ghosted so alot got cut off that really kept their chemistry afloat. When I say cut off I mean the flirting that they would do. Can’t speak on the other rumors. When they didn’t have partners they were able to flirt and openly at that. Look at the press tour for Knives Out and the press tour for Ghosted. Hell, Chris would even flirt with interviewers (Ms. White Boots) during that press tour😂😂 You felt the shift during the Ghosted press tour.

Anon to anon

[wh4thefnk]

..and with Dakota Johnson at that😱😱😱 He used to have good chemistry with Ana de Armas but I have a theory about their lack of chemistry when it came to Ghosted..//

What's your theory?

Anon to anon

[wh4thefnk]

I would even say this is the most chemistry I’ve seen him have in a while.//

..and with Dakota Johnson at that😱😱😱 He used to have good chemistry with Ana de Armas but I have a theory about their lack of chemistry when it came to Ghosted..

[wh4thefnk]

People talk about his lack of chemistry with costars and I think might be because he generally is not a very sexy person meaning sex appeal, sensuality, seductiveness. Anxious and nervous and irritable and pissy? Yes. He can be charming, but sexy? Eh...

I get what you’re saying. Definitely I think at least to me his biggest appeal was his charisma and charm, not so much anything else.

I do have to say his demeanor has improved in these last what? 2 days? I would even say this is the most chemistry I’ve seen him have in a while.

[wh4thefnk]

I’m not really trying to stir the pot; but I feel someone is really pushing the narrative she’s pregnant; which is an endless cycle when she’s not seen; feels bit different this time tho; what do you think?

I’m going to be blunt right now; my brain has already assimilated these two will have kids. Point blank period. It’s realistic. It’s normal.

That’s why I rarely pay attention when there are rumors; if/when she is, it’ll be known in just a matter of time, and if she’s not, she will be eventually (assuming she can). Nothing is set in stone but that’s the way I see it. So not worthy of becoming a debate, just let it rest.

The groundbreaking thing would be if they don’t have any.