Tides

Kyle. 33. idk what I'm doing. He/They

[moonandtrees]

[dreadwedge]

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[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[tall]

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

any advice for the faggots?

Make some noise

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[whaleburial]

I (loudly) commented at “Classic rock bingo” last night “why does the DJ keep playing the entirety of RuPaul’s discography???” To my bisexual friend directly next to me when a woman from another table goes

“UM, WHY DO YOU KNOW THEM? 🤨”

As if she was gonna gotcha me.

And I calmly looked at her and was like “Cause I’m Gay? That’s literally my boyfriend across from me???”

“Oh.”

[sforzarto]

A DA tarot-style commemorative portrait commission for the wonderful @reikhya - thank you so much for coming to me with this project!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[pmamtraveller]

Joe L’Estrange - Old Cat Walking

[nobrashfestivity]

Thomas Theodor Heine Siegfried, oil on panel, 1921

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone