mimi la primera

luis. 30. floridian in wisconsin. he/him. into baking, video games, and music. :)

[valtome]

hi i’m alive and updating pinned post #myme

[littlefoxess]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[nem23]

[geogayz]

gn 🌙

[antonio-m]

Frederic Chanclu. French artist. "On the Edge of the Dark", 2025. gouache

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[yeomanslog]

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

[versacethotty]

jesus reacts to the bible

[hotvampireadjacent]

[innovadesexual]

we need sluts more than ever right now

[boccher]

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fix the past

build the future

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[dozydawn]

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[chickenfarmersan]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck