She Doesn't Even Go Here

Stop trying to make Fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

[grickle14]

There had been small rumors floating around. 

[testosteronetwunk]

[testosteronetwunk]

happy pride to this video

[pogasm]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

[depsidase]

[memorycycle]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[depsidase]

[correctopinionhaver]

[boethiah]

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[carrionkid]

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS BEAR TO BE CHROME TO MAKE A DISCORD SERVER JOKE AND I FUCKED IT UP REAL BAD

[powerfulwizard]

OP is Medusa

[grizzly-bear-official]

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[roachpatrol]

#THIS IS IT#THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERS GEORG#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

[depsidase]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[sexytasha1]

I'm going to get more lashes today.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

[sexytasha1]

Delete this off my post.

[trash-like-me]

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

[j33zits]

[depsidase]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

The cost of living crisis is hitting all of us hard, so I thought I might put together a list of tips for getting through it!

Live under an opera house to reduce rent!

Terrorise the owners into giving you 20,000 francs a month for no good reason, this should help you support yourself financially.

If all else fails, try convincing a young woman you're an angel come to teach her to sing, and eventually kidnap her. Sharing costs with someone else will make the burden easier for both of you.

[memewhore]