yell heah

[muckkles]

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

me after going to class everyday and blindly submitting to a system that leaves millions of young adults in debt and unemployed after they graduate

[c-bassmeow]

Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.

[whalehellowthere]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[surreal--memes]

[schrutevshalpert]

[throneofyord]

[boyofzoot]

[primarining]

who else out here rockin’ memory problems!!!

[primarining]

I don’t fuckin remember posting this

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[obesitycore2-deactivated2018120]

id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato 

[perrfectly]

[cams-archive]

having anxiety and depression at the same time

[scornfluke-archive]

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

[markv5]

Когда ты накуренный и не помнишь, как выключается кран

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

slorp

[durbikins]