well scramble my eggs!

is this thing on? | semi ia

[silentzound]

Taking Drunk Al home the SAGA 🐀

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

[tanglefootcomic]

I thought I'd post the guys I didn't quite like enough to put in my previous post because they have their good points in spite of being weird as hell

[daalcuntynatural]

daddy’s little girl he broke in thirty is crazy is crazy to be said to a man in 2008 on the cars and jeans show

[deathcomequickly]

The Drowned Halls

[kallistoi]

[image description: pixel art of the house from piranesi. it has a marble hallway with a central staircase, surrounded by statues, and is half flooded. piranesi himself sits on the staircase, fishing. end description.]

[tanglefootcomic]

I made some weird little watercolor and gouache paintings for a sci-fi-themed exhibition. I was miles out of my comfort zone and some of my paintings were Quite Bad but I had fun

[matrose]

imagine being the first ancient person to realize that the ocean and their tears taste the same. imagine realizing that your sorrow and the waves share a taste. i wouldve gone crazy

[clawmarks]

Edited magazine cover - The Lone hand - 1909 - via National Library of Australia

[peterpcrker]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN S1E04: Sic Semper Systema

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[saturniandragon]

[zooophagous]

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

[feredir]

it was cas’ idea

[jarpadandjensens]

3.03|vintagechesters 16/50

[snototter]

Hawaiian monk seals (Neomonachus schauinslandi) play in the shallows in Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument, Hawai'i

by NOAA Office of National Marine Sanctuaries

[gaaaaaay]

They should invent a not being exhausted

[kyri45]

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

[oolhan]

these are all so fitted because yes smut comes in hot sauce, one shot is a daily dose probiotic, angst is indeed whiskey, coffee is usually taken in sips making it slow burn and and and