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hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding

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Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

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that was a religious experience

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I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

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His little ears flopping in he wind

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THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

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My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

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Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

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my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

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Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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How professionals sink nails.

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Long time no see, tumblr! Anyone still here? :) Thought I’d share my latest - fruit and vegetables re-imagined as watercolor characters. There’s an amazing greengrocer near my London home, and for the last few months I have been going over there and picking green foods I found interesting and inspiring to create characters based on those. Hope you like it! And if you could spare a second to upvote my Bored Panda post that would be very nice of you ^_^ https://www.boredpanda.com/fruit-vegetable-watercolor-characters-marija-tiurina/ Happy last day of February!

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Life of a Customer Service Rep.

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Lmfao the pause

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Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.