So...
I was helping a friend of mine out with their kid and I handed my phone to the little girl and she threw it down and broke it. Thank God I have insurance.
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So...
I was helping a friend of mine out with their kid and I handed my phone to the little girl and she threw it down and broke it. Thank God I have insurance.
Ugh.
You poor thing?
Why is that a question?
Ugh.
Working like a dog lately.
Sounds like you need a break, man!
I know! It's been crazy. But I'm saving money for when I get up there. Soon bro!
Ugh.
Working like a dog lately.
What's up bitches?!
Yeah..I think they went to Columbus. I’m glad I’m here too, Sam. I’ve missed you and your crazy fish lips.
That's a good spot I guess. Crazy fish lips? Ha thanks! I've missed you too. You and Santana are together now right?
Face to Face || Fabrevans
Quinn snorted another laugh at the pee comment, her nose crinkling. “Such an adorable dork.” she too grabbed a couple of the lighter bags and followed behind him, her lips twisting some when he mentioned the older ladies eyeing him. “As long as they don’t touch you, I won’t have to get violent.” she smirked, setting the bags down. “Okay baby, I’ll let you get back to work, and I’ll just enjoy the show.” she gave him a wink and a pat on the butt as he walked away to help carry in a few of the heavier pieces of furniture.
She kind of had to admit that she couldn’t blame her mother’s friends for staring, Sam was a beautiful man and he had the body of Adonis. The way his muscles bulged and flexed was a bit mesmerizing to be quite honest. Her mom came over and attempted to talk to her, and Quinn didn’t really pay all that much attention, just giving her the coffee she’d picked up for her and little nods and ‘uh-huh’, ‘mhm’s’ here and there until Judy just laughed and gave up and returned to entertaining her friends. Once Sam finally came out to take a water break all glistening with sweat, Quinn absently licked and bit down on her lower lip, her cheeks flushing some when he questioned her. “You. Me… nearest empty room. Now.”
That was totally not expected. But it was definitely welcomed. The boy grinned at her and looked around. Everyone was on a break so he figured it would be just fine if they happened to go exploring the house. Espeically if Judy saw them leave because she would know what they were up to and make sure to keep everyone else busy elsewhere. It was surprising how cool Judy was with the whole thing. But then again, she had always liked Sam and never liked Puck so that might have something to do with it.
Either that or she had a new boyfriend they had no clue about. Sam nodded his head and took her hand, dragging her into the house and to one of the smaller bedrooms. There was nothing in it yet except carpet and it only had one window with blinds so it was perfect. Sam shut the door and locked it before turning back to her. He whipped his shirt of and grabbed her up on his waist, pushed her against a wall and began kissing her. "This is so hot," he said after a moment. Sam went back to kissing her neck and making her moan.
What's up bitches?!
Your blonde friend is doing 50 shades of awesome just like the Tubbington’s. They’re honeymooning.
Oh very nice. I hope they picked somewhere not too hot. Glad you are here, B.
What's up bitches?!
Sammy E! Hey to you!
How is my other blonde friend doing? How is Tubbs? And Lady T?
What's up bitches?!
I would have been here sooner but Kiki decided to be a jerk and lock me out of my phone which had all my passwords, including the one to my laptop. I had to call Tubbs who wasn’t being nice about it but anyways here I am. Brittany Pierce at your service!
Hey B!
Face to Face || Fabrevans
The morning had been spent in making phone calls to various colleges in New York and setting up interview and tour appointments. Quinn was 99 percent sure that she would indeed be relocating to the big city. Sure she would likely catch a lot of hell for leaving behind the ivy league halls of Yale, but in all honesty, life in New Haven wasn’t as fantastic as she pretended it had been. Even before the whole debacle with Biff and Puck, Quinn wasn’t happy at Yale — it had begun to really change her and not for the better. Faking smiles and making up a fake past to be accepted in the right social circles felt like personal regression to a time in her life that she wasn’t proud of and not being able to be real with anyone had left her feeling lonely all the time. In New York she’d have her real friends close by, and she’d get the added bonus of living with Sam. At least she knew he and Kurt would have her back on this decision.
Once all her calls were made, Quinn sent her mom a text to check and see if she needed anything and also to see how things were working out so far with Sam. Judy let her know he was working hard and gave her a small list of necessities for the rest of the day and asked for Q to pick up coffee for her and some cold Smart Water for the guys. Quinn made her stops and headed over to the property and pulled her SUV into the drive, smiling widely at seeing Sam approaching to greet her. Humming happily into the kiss, she gave his hand a squeeze and snorted a laugh at his admission of showing her off to the other guys. “Hmm, well, I’m glad you chose kissing over peeing on my leg to mark your territory.” she teased, scrunching up her nose as she propped up on tip toes to steal another kiss. “Wanna help me bring in the supplies mom had be pick up?” she fluttered her lashes and smiled adoringly up at him as she clicked the automatic lock on the back door of her vehicle; leading him over. “So how’s it going? Mom’s associates aren’t undressing you with their eyes are they?”
Sam loved that she was there with him. He loved that she was his girl and yeah, he wanted to show her off. What dude wouldn't? The boy finished helping the guys and ran to help her carry the things she had brought with her. "I would never pee on you, Quinn. That's kind of gross." He winked in her direction as he grabbed some bags of things. He had no clue what was in the bags but it didn't matter. "Oh...it's going okay. The women are...well they keep looking at me but I'm pretty sure your mom introduced me as her daughter's boyfriend so they have left me alone."
He carried the bags in and sat them down before turning to her. "Hey babe...let me finish up here and then we can do whatever you want." Sam licked his lips and ran to help one of the older guys with a heavy table. He flexed and with Sam's help they got it in the house. He turned and winked at her. He was sweaty so he grabbed one of the waters that Quinn had brought. Sam put it to his lips and guzzled it down. He noticed Quinn staring at him. "What?"
Face to Face || Fabrevans
After working his shift at The Lima Bean, Sam went home, showered and headed to the house Judy was working on. He was pretty excited about this because he desperately needed the money. And there was no way he was going to strip again. Hell no. Sam waved at Judy after parking and walked over to her to find out what she wanted him to do. There were other ladies with her and he could feel them staring at him. Awkward. He got his job and started working. An hour passed by before he saw Quinn pull up. He went to her car and opened the door for her. Sam kissed her and took her hand. "Hey baby. I still have more to do but I needed to show the frat guys you are taken." He was dating the best gilt to ever come from Lima. Sam started to help one of the guys, his muscles bulging in his tank top.
Rest Easy.
Awesome? Really? Who’s been lying to you lately? That’s my question. Who has been lying and telling you that you’re awesome? Is it the same person who tells you that your impressions are good?
Rest Easy.
And I will enjoy watching you carrying boxes, heavy furniture, getting all hot and sweaty with your muscles bulging. Gonna make sure those OSU boys know this girl is taken and off limits? Cause I’ll definitely be eyeing those cougars that work with my mom, make sure they know not to touch my beautiful man. Not that I don’t trust you, I just don’t trust them. Well I know my mom has work, she’s actually doing really well with the luxury homes, so I think hanging out in Lima for the rest of the summer and working for my mom is a good plan. So is looking into work in New York, and if I pick a school there, we can find a little place together in the city. Just you and me. I know you will, Sammy baby. And I’ll support you in whatever it is you decide as well. We’re gonna get it right this time, I believe it.
I am so not the kind of guy that attracts cougars. I don't think so. But it would be nice for you to be there and make sure that they know not to touch at all because hello I am taken by the gorgeous and perfect Quinn Fabray and if they are smart they will stay away from me. Same for those guys except you are taken by me. I think it's all good plans. I would like to live with you in the big city. There is no one I would rather be with, honestly.
Rest Easy.
I thought you might.
Well the last house was nearly done with all the heavy moving when I first got home for break, and she didn’t have any new listings to work on until now. I suggested you to her, since you’ve spent quite a bit of your New York savings on me this summer and I know the pay kind of sucks and you’re paying for the studio apartment and all of that stuff and it adds up pretty quickly. So just give her a call and she’ll work around your scheduled hours at the Lima Bean, and the added bonus is I can come hang out while you work and not draw any dirty looks from thirty year old virgins. I’m not sure yet, I’ll have a better idea once I finish making calls today, but probably next week sometime. Kurt’s antsy for me to come up, and it would definitely be nice to see Artie too. Well, yeah, you’re my boyfriend and we’re not kids in high school anymore, we’re in a grown up relationship and I want us to include each other in major decisions, since they will affect both of us. I want this to work, I love you and I don’t want to mess it up this time.
I like the idea of you coming to see me while I am lifting all those heavy boxes. I will be sure to tell everyone that you are my girl and that we are a kick ass couple. Yeah I have not a lot of money left. I got paid pretty good from modeling but...yeah I just don't have the income. I thought I would be able to move up to New York soon but I'm thinking of waiting and working for your mom and maybe while we are up there this coming week I can secure a job part time up there so I have something to do while I am not modeling. I want us to work too, Quinn. More than anything.You know I will support you with whatever decision you make but it will be nice to be included, ya know? I love you and this is going to work this time. I promise.
Rest Easy.
I love you very much, you big goof.
Well, my mom has a couple of houses she needs to get decorated for showing, which means moving super heavy stuff. She pays college kids for that, and while you’re not in college, yet, she could just as easily hire you for these two houses. It pays better than the coffee house, it has to with what a perfectionist she is, but you two get along really well already. You should call her, then we could afford our trip. I’m setting up some interviews with colleges in the city and I’d really just like to have you with me when I’m trying to make the big life decisions.
That's what I like to hear.
Why didn't you tell me about this from the beginning? I will call her today. I mowed the grass on Sunday and didn't even think about it. When are we leaving? I miss Blaine and Kurt. And I'll get to see Artie. So yeah, this is definitely happening. You want to include me? Is it because I am gonna be in your life now like all the time? Because that's totally awesome.
Rest Easy.
And that too. Very much actually.
So, you up for another little trip to New York and a double date with Kurt and Blaine in the very near future?
I'm very much lucky? Or you very much love me? Either one I'm good with.
Yeah that would be cool but I don't know if I can afford it...
So...
Dude, what If I was? That’d be so freaking cool. Well…except for the burning fire head part, and the demons part…eesh, maybe I should stick to Megastud.
Yeah it doesn't sound too...nice when you put it that way. Keep Megastud.