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fungusamongusblog2

#bruh this got me surprised #reminded me of an old mission i went on #wild as fuck haha #ic rb #bondage

resourcesofaqueen

send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.

#ooc rb #ic answers #inbox fun

@0emptyxxxeyes0

HoNk!!!

SuReLy GoT a HaRdY lAuGh OuTtA thiS mOtHeRfUcKeR XoD

i Be AsSuRiN mInE cLuSsY iS sAfE 8o)

#0emptyxxxeyes0 #blabberin #ic

WaS fEeLiN pReTtY n StUfF

bRo CaUgHt Me On A lAzY nIgHt WiThOuT mInE fAcE sO dOnT nEeD tO bE pAyIn ToO mUcH aTtEnTiOn To ThAt LaCk

WaS dOoDlIn RaNdOm ShIt :o)

#:o)#mun art #suggestive

fallenisms

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

#ooc rb #ic drabble answers #ic viewed drabble answers #inbox fun

sindaymemes

Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

#ooc rb #ic answers #inbox fun

GoNnA hAvE fEaTuRe FoR tHe FiRsT tImE n I'm AlL tOo ExCiTeD bOuTs It

KiNdA nErVoUs ToO

#blabberin #ic

noahsresources

more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

#ooc rb #ic answers #inbox fun #((OOC: these are so funny and cute))