a lil sad but pretty damn rad

[what-a-n00b]

hey bb how bout I slip into something a little more comfortable like a medically induced coma ;)

[what-a-n00b]

idk how prostitution really works but I think this is it

[what-a-n00b]

prayin that 2017 isn't a 2016 season2

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[80slesbiab]

[dinahdlance]

#the princess diaries 3: genovia drift

[terushimasyuuji]

I don’t want to live here anymore

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[phantomrose96]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

is no one going to comment on the fact that the concept of Santa is also what sugar daddies are

[justanawkwardvagina-blog]

Santa rewards good behavior, daddy likes me naughty tho

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

how do i Block people from commenting on my posts

[joshpeck]

this video changed my life

[vanwizard]

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

[angelmutual]

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

[it-ya-bean]

merry catsmas friend

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[ashermajestywishes]

I’m okay with only women over 50 being eligible to hold office.

[what-a-n00b]

behold the worlds smallest dog! incredible how something can be that small!