More stories from our science teacher:
yES OHMYGOD MR. PARK IS ACTUALLY A FIVE YEAR OLD
HE BRINGS FOOD INTO THE CLASSROOM AND EATS IT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES
once, he was eating like a pop tart or a twinkie or something and someone asked, âwhatâs that,â and he popped the whole thing in his mouth and said, âitâs nothing.â
he was legitimately sad when the twinkie people closed down because he couldnât eat them in front of our faces anymore
he was showing us his new laptop thing (itâs one of those new things thatâs like the size of a tablet but has windows and has a detachable keyboard and stuff) and he keeps getting new ones and we asked him about it and he said it was an experiment and someone asked what would he do with it if he didnât like it
âoh, iâll give it to my wifeâ
also during tests he likes to call out randomly, you have less than an hour left, which totally helps
or heâll write the âtimeâ on the board in the form of a ridiculously complicated mathematical equationÂ
and solving it will either take longer than the test itself or the time will be completely different by the time youâre done, assuming youâre even correct
(science class shenanigans cont. from this post, quoted from gameofcouches)
Regarding the food pop tart story, he was eating it as he walked around the lab, and when the first kid asked, âIs that a pop tartâ he said, âNoâ and speedwalked away, and when I asked him, âIf itâs not a pop tart, is it a toaster strudel?â he popped it in his mouth and said, âItâs nothing, I donât know what youâre talking about. Thereâs nothing in my hands.â
His test time things get even wackier than that as well. Once he called out âYou have less than a day leftâ and I know he once said to a kid, âHow much time is left? Less than the amount of time it takes for the Earth to make a full cycle around the sun."Â
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