15 | She/Her | A Bi Disaster

“Sometimes I want a quiet life, other times I like to go a little bit fucking Gatsby”

[bisexuwhales]

friendly reminder to all my bis out there that today is not the day for you to be planning to commit your bank robberies or quests for vengeance. it is, however, the perfect day to wear pink, blue, and purple and love yourself.

[whatacutemess]

me : SUMMER IS HERE

me : I’m gonna get that cute gf & that summer fling with a soft boi and ITS GONNA BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER CUZ ITS SUMMER TWENTY BITEEN

a cute girl/boy : hi

also me : uhm hum I- bYE *hides in the panic room*

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[tiktokarchive]

[straightgirls]

[susiethemoderator]

OH MY GOD.

[earthnicity]

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

[whatacutemess]

GENIUS IS IT BAD THAT I WANNA DO THIS SO BAD JUST FOR THE THRILL

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[jefferoni-quotes]

I just lost three followers. Good riddance sickos!

[the-token-straight-friend-deact]

If you unfollow me because of this I won’t miss you plan and simple.

[officialwaterfairy]

I’m hoping I don’t have any but just in case unfollow me and drown

[infinitesimal-braincells]

Unfollow me if you’re any of this, I better not fucking have any following me I swear to god

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

If you are… please fucking leave

[existential-pasta-deactivated20]

If you’re any of this, go ahead and SMASH THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON. I doubt you’ll be missed.

[stardustandvanilla]

i take pride in the fact that i have probably reblogged this ten times and have never once lost a follower. now y'all may just be stubborn assholes, but i like to pretend

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

A Bisexual: I'm Bisexual

Biphobic Motherfuckers: Prove it.

A Bisexual: *Puts their leg onto the table, showing that the bottoms of their pants have been folded*

[whatacutemess]

Dear Queer people, I think I found a solution to the “are they queer” question in 5 easy steps

Step 1 : Make sure they follow you on Instagram

Step 2 : Make a poll where you ask your followers if that’s okay if you do some personal question polls ( it’s optional but a great cover for the next step )

Step 3 : Hopefully they are majorly okay with it and u can start with some controversial questions polls and slightly/rather personal ones

Step 4 : Hide a “are you strictly straight or other/questioning” among those polls and wait

Step 5 : Remember that whatever answer you get, at least you know now and that you are an amazing human being that deserves it all. Remember that finding a partner or love doesn’t have to be a goal and that you don’t have to be pressured by anyone until you are ready. However this will all turn out, if they aren’t the one, don’t worry and don’t stay too long on it and try to move on because if they aren’t, someone out there is 💕

[shortsadbisexual]

bisexual culture is reblogging everything that mentions bisexuality

[inactive-deadname]

REBLOG IF ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING HAS HELPED YOU THROUGH BAD TIMES IN YOUR LIFE

- Supernatural - Sherlock - Doctor Who - Torchwood - The Mighty Boosh - Dan and Phil - The IT Crowd - My Chemical Romance - Fall Out Boy - Panic! At The Disco - Twenty Øne Piløts - All Time Low - 5 Seconds of Summer - Against the Current - As It Is - Pierce the Veil - Mallory Knox - Sleeping With Sirens - Misha Collins [as a person tbh because he’s amazing as fuck] - Ghostbusters (2016 and/or Original) [YOU DO YOU OKAY I LOVE BOTH] - Disney Movies - Tim Burton movies (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, etc.) - Harry Potter - Fictional characters/actors/actresses from something I haven’t mentioned here on this list

{I need to find more fandom blogs so hit me up, I promise I don’t bite - that’s not one of my kinks.}

[ill-be-rightback]

Here’s a gem I made

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[feministism]

[makkaveli13]

A girl straddling you is the hottest thing ever and no one can tell me otherwise

[nibblemon]

Honestly? Fuck this culture of shaming people for learning about things late and liking them. who gives a shit if you discovered a song from years ago and youre in love with the band? Catch up with series you just discovered and talk about them to your friends, fall in love with movies others have known way before you even heard of them, read books youd heard of long ago but never got interested in until now and become a huge fan!! This idea that people are “fake fans” for not knowing about or being interested in things before and loving them now is garbage and we need to get rid of it. Just let people enjoy things jfc!!

[batboyblog]

Gay Book you NEED! to READ!

you over there! you want to read gay books? YA gay books? good, here’s the must must MUST read books, AND MOST IMPORTANT! when you pick one up and read it TELL ME!

Earth to Charlie Boy Meets Boy Jack of Hearts Openly Straight One Man Guy Love & Other Curses The House of Impossible Beauties Totally Joe Hero Freak Show So Hard to Say Gives Light Alan Cole Is Not a Coward Alan Cole Doesn’t Dance How to Repair a Mechanical Heart Silent Tales from Foster High The Lightning-Struck Heart A Destiny of Dragons The Consumption of Magic A Wish Upon the Stars The Boy Who Couldn’t Fly Straight The Boy Who Couldn’t Fly Home The Dangerous Art of Blending In Social Intercourse Play Me, I’m Yours Peter Darling More Than This The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley Life as a Teenage Vampire Felix Yz Autoboyography Junior Hero Blues They Both Die at the End The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue Stranger Than Fanfiction History Is All You Left Me 366 Days The Red Sheet When Everything Feels Like the Movies Half Bad Half Wild Half Lost Here’s to You, Zeb Pike When Ryan Came Back Because You’ll Never Meet Me Wonders of the Invisible World Haffling The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second I’ll Give You the Sun Carry On Suicide Watch Ray of Sunlight More Happy Than Not Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (In)visible After School Activities Two Boys Kissing Rainbow Boys There Goes Sunday School The Past and Other Things That Should Stay Buried The Darkest Part of the Forest We Are the Ants Marco Impossible Fan Art My Awesome/Awful Popularity Plan Grasshopper Jungle Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe Social Skills At the Edge of the Universe The Art of Starving The Song of Achilles The Love Interest Carry the Ocean How Not to Ask a Boy to Prom

if you have any questions need help picking something else, want to tell me about a book, really anything send me an ask I’m open 24/7 don’t be shy

[aidenheim]

whispers it’s all gay