what’s good?

just a boy from california

[drearyhours]

the communist man of pesto

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[memewhore]

[lakevida]

shut the fuck up you guys look at this

[lakevida]

these guys are NOT: moon inhabitants, rats

but they ARE: carnivores that smell like onions

and i think that counts for something

[tagedeszorns]

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[bumblebeebats]

medieval peasant: Behold, friends; i have composed the perfect List of Plays to express my agonies and woes in this trying time!

medieval peasant’s friends: this list be just Toxicke by Brittany of Spears 20 times in a row, thou canst not play this

medieval peasant: i canst, ‘tis my lute

[sootdust]

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[forevers-too-short]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

what year is this from? 2008?

[sunriseofflutes-deactivated2021]

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[alisonzai]

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[arandomthot]

We’re all trying right now

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]