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[whatanimpossiblething]

Little Rockstar characters

I'm finally posting my Little Rockstar stuff here! Context: For a few years now I've been submitting on-and-off ideas to @justpottytime about some ageplay ocs I'd created. They just now encouraged me to start showing it off here as well, so I figured I might as well.

IMPORTANT LORE AND BACKSTORY:

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CHARACTERS:

Remy Parks: White, he/him, 6’2. Lead Vocals. Long brown hair, has a light beard similar to Eddie Vedder (because he has a total babyface when clean-shaven). Slightly muscular with broad shoulders and overall bone frame. Arm tattoos that can be whatever you want. Usually wears short-sleeve shirts with black jeans. Very expressive brown eyes.

(Rough reference for what Remy’s hair would look like, guy in the middle)

Jaime “Jamie” Vásquez: Latino, they/them, 6’4. Studio Engineer, Live Keyboards. Very short, curly hair, faded on the sides. Skinnier frame than Remy, but slightly taller than him. Clean-shaven. Used to wear contacts, now wears glasses. Usually wears black shirts with a light jacket and light blue jeans. Occasionally wears a beanie because Remy thinks they look cute in it. Infectious, cheeky smile. Brown eyes.

Michael Barrett: White, he/they, 5’10. Guitar and Backing Vocals. Black hair, used to be short, but eventually grew it out and now wears it in a ponytail. Full-face beard. Slightly more heavyset than the others. Usually wears button-up shirts with shorts in public, long pants on stage. Also has tattoos. Gentle facial structure. Dark green eyes.

Keona Saunders: Black, any pronouns except he/him (usually uses she/they), 5’9. Drums. Black hair, wears it in an afro with a side part. Fairly muscular, but keeps herself lean. Wears a leather jacket with band pins on it because they’re punk at heart. White shirt underneath. Ripped jeans as well because why not. Constantly tired brown eyes, high cheekbones. Lip piercing.

Keith Parks: White, he/him, 6’0. Bass and Backing Vocals. Remy's older brother. Very messy brown hair. Light stubble. Tall and skinny with lanky arms, sometimes called a spider as a joke. Always wears a hoodie and pants no matter the weather because he loves how he looks in it, hair is usually mussed up underneath the hood. Narrow face, brown eyes, strong eyebrows.

Jordan Daalman: White, he/they, 5’9. Guitar. Shoulder-length middle-part blond hair, used to have a chin beard, but is now clean-shaven. Average build. Wears very plain clothing, T-shirts and black pants for them. Wears fingerless gloves when playing live. Small mouth, blue eyes, scar on his left cheek from an accident when they were young.

Jamie is the CG, Remy and Keona are the Littles! Keona plays the role of Remy's big sis when they're both regressed.

[whatanimpossiblething]

Jamie's SnapChat

(disclaimer that I still don't really know how SnapChat works)

Jamie likes to send selfies of themself and Remy to everyone else in the band as little updates on how their life is going (and also to lovingly embarrass the heck out of Remy). For example!

Photo of Remy lying on his tummy scribbling out some lyrics on crayon with his feet swaying in the air.

Caption: This is how the bills get paid😅

Selfie of Jamie standing side by side with Remy. The latter has a paci in his mouth and is getting his cheeks squished by Jamie leaning in.

Caption: My baby is cuter than yours😤

Photo of Remy lying face-down on the couch with his face buried in pillows. Jamie's arm is reaching out from behind the camera and patting Remy's back.

Caption: Just got out of a boring meeting, now he's got the grumps

Photo of Remy during a diaper change. His legs are being held up in the air by Jamie's free hand, and he's covering his face in embarrassment. A cloud of baby powder is settling around his exposed tushie.

Caption: Baba makes sure he never has to hold it! #mydiaperboy

Photo of Remy in footie PJs looking very excited with a beaming grin on his face. Jamie's free hand is zipping up the pajamas over his diaper and chest.

Caption: He said he's gonna be a brave boy all night! So proud of him.

Selfie a couple hours later at night of Jamie lying in bed with a bemused grin on their face with Remy clinging to them like a koala and burying his face away in their chest.

Caption: He got scared and peed his pants🥺

[whatanimpossiblething]

I’d love to hear about which band members have a sensitive tummy and what upsets it!

It really is mainly just Keona, and I'd say it can either be the kinds of foods she eats (that's the main one) or it can be if she gets especially nervous!

Remy can also upset his stomach as well, although that's mainly just when he's regressed and isn't as good at holding it. Haven't really determined what would cause it in his case.

Sorry if that's not a super satisfying answer lol. My interest in messing content is usually very specific and ageplay-centric and on the cuter/sillier side, so if anyone who's mainly interested in scat follows me, I'm sorry if what I write won't be all that satisfying overall!

[whatanimpossiblething]

Just wanted to say: If any of you have any ideas for Little Rockstar or want to make anything based on it, feel free to shoot an ask my way!

I'm always curious to hear other people's feedback and excited to see their enjoyment of this thing I slowly made up years ago lmao

[fairiesthesecond]

Boys who go on their phones too much before bed actually just need a bedtime story

[locked-4-eternity]

Check it out

[whatanimpossiblething]

Absolutely, just as long as it isn't too mean in my case

[whatanimpossiblething]

Modern Problems Require...

The whole band is sitting in an incredibly boring meeting with people at the record label. No one looks happy to be there.

Boring guy #1: "I'm sure you all are doing your best to keep your relevancy in this... tumultuous time."

Michael: *Chin in his hands* "Mhmph..."

Keith: *Tightens the strings of his hoodie* "Is relevancy our biggest concern?"

Boring guy #1: "It kind of is, if you'd like to keep your income steady."

Remy: "Frankly, sir, I get the feeling our most successful records are more than enough to keep us afloat." *Grumbling* "Especially with all the reissues you keep pushing on people..."

Boring guy #2: "But is it enough to keep the label afloat? We've got to feed our employees too, you know."

Keona: "Or just put more cash in your own pocket-"

Boring guy #2: "WE HAVE some suggestions. A couple more tours, collaborate with a more mainstream artist. And frankly, your latest album..."

Michael: "What about it?"

Boring guy #1: "It, eh... look, we understand your... abrasiveness is a part of your style, but..."

Boring guy #2: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* "I can't sell an album of only screamo."

Jordan: "That's not even the right term-"

Boring guy #2: "We need more of a pop sound. More clean singing, maybe a couple more folk-y interludes."

Remy: *Drags his hands over his face* "What band did you guys sign again? I thought we made it clear that you don't dictate our sound; we do."

Boring guy #2: "Mr. Parks, you are not in a position to argue with us on this. May I remind you that we can expire your contract if given valid reason?"

Remy: *Whines under his breath and folds his arms.*

Boring guy #1: "If we could pull up the, eh, PowerPoint, we have a roadmap going forward that we could work with you guys on, so we could synergize a little more on these points of confliction."

Keith: *Whispers* "Is that a word or am I losing it? Maybe both."

Jordan: *Taps Jamie's shoulder* "Hey, can I take the kids for a second?"

Jamie: *Completely checked out* "Mmm..."

Jordan: "Cool."

Jordan sneaks Remy and Keona away while nobody's paying attention. Once they're outside the meeting room, Jordan gets their attention.

Jordan: *Takes a deep breath and brushes their hair aside* "Okay, one of you has to throw the biggest tantrum of your life because I can't fuckin' stand this anymore."

Remy: *Points at Keona* "Keona's turn!"

Keona: *Turns to look at Remy* "I'm not doing it, you do it!"

Remy: *Indignant* "I'm not doing it, I got a reputation to maintain!"

Keona: *Throws her arms out* "And I don't?!"

Remy: "It's. Your. Turn."

Keona: "I bailed you fuckers out last time at soundcheck!"

Remy: "That doesn't count!"

Jordan: "Somebody throw a tantrum already or I'm just doing that shit myself!!"

Remy: "..."

Keona: "..."

Jordan: "..."

Keona: *Grinning* "Oh I gotta see that."

Remy: "Your turn." *Points at Jordan.*

Jordan: *Eyes widen* "Wait, no, guys, let's talk about this-"

[whatanimpossiblething]

Jamie's Quick Thinking

Jamie and Keona are walking down the sidewalk. Keona's humming to herself, and Jamie's nodding along to the tune. They can tell that she's coming up with a new riff to run by Michael later. Keona suddenly stops and tugs on Jamie's sleeve.

Keona: *Nervously looking around* "B-Baba?"

Jamie: *Stops as they realize Keona's regressing* "Yeah, hon?"

Keona: *Scrunches their face up, closes their eyes, and holds their tummy with both hands* "Gotta toot! Right now!*

Jamie: 'Uh-oh...' *Whispers* "Is it gonna be a poopy one?"

Keona: "Hnngh... Hmmmph..." *Nods frantically*

Jamie quickly swoops Keona off into an empty alley away from any line of sight. They look around and assess the situation. There's no public restrooms nearby, home is too far away, and they're not in nature so it's not like Keona can just sit on the ground and do her business.

Keona: *Intermittently clenching her cheeks to hold it in* "Hnnngh! Gnnnngh! Hurry upppp! Hnnnnngh!"

Jamie has an idea. They zip open the diaper bag, reach inside, and grab a wet wipe. The then reach up under Keona's skirt, pull down the back of her panties, and press the wipe right up against the middle of her buttcrack.

Keona: *Puzzled* "Baba?"

Jamie: "Problem solved! You can toot now, sweetie."

Keona: "But... there's no potty. Is this allowed?"

Jamie: "I'll count it, kiddo. This is sunshine-sticker material for sure!"

Keona: "I dunno..." *Glances around apprehensively.*

Jamie puts their other hand on Keona's shoulder and starts doing a little boogie back and forth, moving her along to the rhythm.

Keona: "Huh?"

Jamie: "🎵Poop in the wipe, poop in the wipe, listen to your Baba and poop in the wipe. What do big girls do? They poop in the wipe.🎵"

Keona: *Gasps in recognition of Jamie's little chant* "You got it! Hrrrrngh-"

BLORT

Jamie: "There we go!" *Disposes of the wipe in a nearby garbage can, then puts a fresh one on Keona's bum.*

Keona: *Giggles*

Jamie: *Smirking* "C'mon, I know you got more in there. Let it rip!"

Keona: *Pushes with a grin on her face.* "Hrnk!"

BLLFT

This goes on for a few more wipes, with Jamie encouraging Keona to toot loud and proud, and Keona happily using the wet wipes to make her Baba proud. Once her tummy's settled down, Jamie pulls her panties back up and leads her back out so the two of them can go home and Jamie can wash their hands.

Keona: "Thanks for helpin' me, that was scary." *Rubs the back of her neck.* "Sorry I used up so many wipes."

Jamie: "That's nothing to worry about, missy." *Boops Keona's nose* "You know I always pack extra wipes for your little butt."

Keona: *Wiggles her tush and sticks her tongue out*

[justpottytime]

I noticed mention of a wedding gown in the formal events post you reblogged and it got me thinking. If/when Remy and Jamie got married, three points:

Number One, Remy’s absolutely wearing the wedding gown. It’s his dream.

Number Two, the wedding is most likely friends/family only, to keep the paparazzi out and also to keep it to people for whom Remy and Keona’s lifestyle is already known; just for privacy and convenience’s sake.

And Number Three: Given the fact of Number Two, Jamie is 100% making sure the wedding gown’s dress is narrow enough that Remy’s padded butt bulge is visible. I mean really, did Remy think he was gonna get through a wedding that Jamie’s a part of without getting at least a little embarrassed? Be reasonable!

Oh of COURSE, to all those points! Remy would look just beautiful in a wedding gown, everyone will be in awe - but it still has to show off that cute little diaper bulge! Hey, it's Jamie's wedding too, Remy's gotta indulge them a little!

Thanks for the ask!

[whatanimpossiblething]

(Number Four: Jamie gives Remy a surprise kiss after the vows, and Remy soaks himself out of shock)

[justpottytime]

Since swim diapers can't actually hold any urine, whenever Jamie takes their two Littles to the beach and puts Remy in a swim diaper, Keona gets it in her head that Remy's wearing big kid undies and is officially potty training. It takes a bit of gentle reminding that no, Remy's not gonna be doing that any time soon, so please don't tattle on him whenever he wees himself. Besides, Jamie can already tell when that's happening.

Oops, silly Keona! It's not her fault she can't tell, swim diapers are thin and stretchy and look like pull-ups for potty training! What's she supposed to think?! I guess after a while, Jamie just casually mentions it to her while they're all getting changed to avoid frustration later...

Thanks for the ask!

[whatanimpossiblething]

Respect the Playtime (But also respect your Caregiver)

Remy’s having a playdate with Keona in her Little bedroom. (Don’t call it a nursery lest you incur her wrath [tantrum].) Remy is holding a toy foam sword and swinging it around and Keona’s pretending to hold a scepter. She’s sitting on her bedroom training potty, which she's been intermittently filling over the course of playtime.

Remy: "Hyaa! Hwah! Huh!"

Keona: *Regally* "Truly, we are indebted to you, great warrior! Your service to the crown is most appreciated."

Remy: *Grinning* "Imma brave knight!"

Keona: *Whispers* "Remy, that's not how they talked back then!"

Remy: *Rubs his arm* "Dunno how medi... mediebal... back-then people talkded..."

Keona: "It's okay, baby bro." *Normal volume* "Let the people of this kingdom celebrate the name of Remy the Brave!"

Remy: "Yay, yay!" *Hops up and down.*

Keona: "We shall hold a great feast, and... and..."

Remy: *Tilts his head.*

Keona: "Oof..." *Winces* "Pause for a second."

Remy: *Already knows what's happening* "Mkay!"

Keona scrunches up her face and lets out a big loud SPLARCH into the potty chair.

Remy: *Giggles at the funny noise.*

Keona: "Ahhhhh... maybe I ate too much cheese at dinner." *Giggles as well.* "Alright, where were we?" *Regal voice* "A great feast, and our courageous knight shall be the guest of honor!"

Jamie knocks on the open doorframe and peeks their head in. They walk over to where Remy and Keona are.

Jamie: "Hey, just checking in, guys. Keona, do you need-"

Keona: *Frowns at Jamie and gives them a stern look.*

Jamie: "Oh, sorry." *Clears throat and bows* "Does the princess need her, uh... 'throne' emptied?"

Keona: "One moment. Hnnnf-"

BLORT.

Keona: "Now you may check!" *Leans forward.*

Jamie: *Peers in* "Okay, not too bad, that can wait a bit... Ahem, and would her highness like her royal bum wipes?"

Keona: "Yes, O wise servant!" *Stands up and flips the back of her skirt up.*

Jamie: *Whispers* "Yeesh, that's a definite yes." *Winces and grabs a pack of wet wipes from the shelf nearby.*

Keona: "See, Sir Remy?" *Smug* "The life of royalty truly is that of luxur- YAH COLD!!" *Squirms as Jamie presses a wipe against her booty.*

Jamie: "No squirming!"

Keona: "Excuse me? That is no way to talk to a-"

Jamie: *Eyebrow raise*

Keona: *Gulps* "Yes, Baba..."

Jamie: *Smiles* "Atta girl." *Continues wiping her butt while humming a light tune to her.*

Keona: "Sorry, Baba."

Jamie: "No worries... your highness." *Winks.*

[whatanimpossiblething]

Disagreements over Approach

Remy's kneeling on the floor of the playroom, running a toy train back and forth.

Remy: "Choo-choo... choo-choo... yeah, all aboar'..."

Keona runs in, panicking and hopping from foot to foot.

Keona: "REMYWHERESTHEPLAYROOMPOTTYINEEDITRIGHTNOW-"

Two minutes later...

Keona: *Sitting on the playroom training potty looking down at Remy* "I really dunno why you won't try this out. It's so convenient and makes everyone proud of you!"

Remy: *On his hands and knees sitting in front of Keona* "'Gree to dis'gree, big sis."

Keona: "Seriously! I bet Baba would be super duper proud of you if you got outta diapers!"

Remy: *Taps his fingers together* "Baba doesn't wan' me ta' stop usin' diapees..."

Keona: "Well that's stupid." *Puts her hands on her hips.*

Remy: *Whiny* "Keke, you know I'm incont'nent!"

Keona: *Taps her chin* "What's that mean again?"

Remy: "Means I can't control my peepees... it jus' happens."

Keona: "But you can still feel when you gotta peepee, right?"

Remy: "Ahuh, bu' I can only hold it for a couple seconds..." *Blushes slightly* "Den I just go."

Keona: "Well, I'm sure with potty training you could get that under control."

Remy: *Skeptical* "Wha's so good about potty t'aining anyways?"

Keona: *Counts on her fingers* "Clean undies, big kid status, sunshine stickers on your chart, plus you get cute plastic potty chairs like this!" *Pats the side of the training potty* "So you can still pee as much as you want, whenever you want! Just keep sittin' on this and you're all set!"

Remy: "Ahuh... wha' 'bout when you hafta walk somewhere, or you went nini?"

Keona: *Raises her finger* "Ah-" *Thinks about it for a second, lowers her finger and glowers.* "I'll get back to you on that..."

PSSSHHHHHHHHHH...

Remy: *Eyes closed* "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" *His diaper swells up*

Keona: "Are you even listeni-"

Keona feels her sympathetic bladder twinge and release again. She starts squirming on the potty seat as another trickling noise is added to the chorus.

Keona: "No-nonononoooooo, I already tinkleddddd! No fairrrrrr!"

Remy: *Giggles*

Keona: "That was on purpose!" *Gasps and points at Remy* "So you CAN pee on purpose!"

Remy: *Shrugs and grins.* "Occasionally."

[justpottytime]

Now granted, Remy's not fully incontinent (see Backstory for more details there), and Jamie will take him to the bathroom if he insists on it (especially if they're out somewhere and Remy's diaper is already getting full. Can't risk leaks when you're in the public eye!). But most of the time, Big or Little, Jamie's the kind of CG/partner who encourages Remy to not even bother with re-potty training himself and just fully embrace his incontinence. It's not as if he can't afford all the diapers, he's a famous heavy metal star after all!

Oh, naturally! Sometimes the potty is still an option, especially in public to be safe... But diapers are just easier most of thr time, and hey, I'm sure we'd all do the same if we could afford a lifetime supply of diapers!

Thanks for the ask!

[justpottytime]

Sometimes Remy gets in his own head over his own genuine (partial) incontinence. When he's Big, it manifests as silent stewing in frustration which someone will need to gently break him out of by reminding him that there are no rules; needing diapers does not make him less of a man or a person in general at all.

When he's Little, it usually manifests as him demanding that Jamie teach him how to not go potty in his sleep. Jamie's tactic for this is to convince Little Remy that actually, being a diapered-up bedwetter is super duper fun! He doesn't have to worry about going to the bathroom before bed. He doesn't have to worry about the bathroom full-stop. He gets to start his mornings with a nice relaxing diaper change courtesy of them. If he wakes up from a nightmare, he can just let the warmth of his padding distract him from the scary thoughts. Heck, if he still has to go, he can pee again to calm himself down! After all, doesn't it feel nice to go?

Different tactics for different mindsets is the key. Jamie helps Big Remy by reassuring him that whatever insecurities he has about his image are small in the long run. They help Little Remy by making sure their little boy proudly pees his pants, all the time!

Oh, poor Remy! It's understandable that he has moments of doubt, anyone would - It's still hard to be a grown adult in diapers, even with all the support in the world... But at least Jamie's there to help, with big AND little Remy! He's gonna be ok...

Thanks for the ask!

[whatanimpossiblething]

Just popping in to say your characters are so cute =o]

thank you so so much! i honestly wasn't really expecting Little Rockstar to gain any attention beyond @justpottytime's blog, but this is really encouraging to hear! I'm hoping to continue making cute stuff with them going forward

[whatanimpossiblething]

Keona's Memory

As opposed to Remy's style of memory, Keona's less likely to remember things from years ago; but if she overhears something in the present, she will remind you of it every five minutes. She doesn't want you to let yourself down!

Jamie's sitting at their desk in the morning, working on a plan for the band's next tour.

Keona: *Walks past Jamie* "Don't forget, Baba! We're goin' to Kansas City too!"

Jamie: "Oh, thanks, sweetie!" *Writes that down in their notes.*

It's lunchtime, and Jamie's eating a cheeseburger.

Keona: *Peeks over Jamie's shoulder* "Baba, didn't you say you wanted ta' eat Chicken Sandwiches now cause they're healthier?"

Jamie: "Good point, good point."

Later in the day, Jamie's jamming out to a rough mix of Dyḗus Burns' latest single.

Keona: *Taps Jamie's shoulder* "You gotta go on a jog now, it's in your schedule! 'S healthy for your heart, the internet told me so."

Jamie: *Takes off their headphones* "Thanks..."

At night, Jamie's finishing up some paperwork before bedtime.

Keona: *Hands on her hips* "Baba, you forgot ta-"

Jamie: *Puts their head in their hands* "Sweetpea, please don't demoralize me any further."

Keona: "What's 'Demoralize' mean?"

[justmessybottoms]

I just imagine a post-scene to that last post I made where after Keona's done going, Jamie's standing waist-deep in the water and Keona's hanging onto them Koala style with her booty sticking out. (She's very sleepy after a long day of excitement) And Jamie just bends over a little and starts dipping Keona's tushie in the water to wash all the sand and poop off for her. Just a cute Caregiver and Little moment!

Awwww, such a sweet moment together! No need for the wipes today, just let the water take care of it as baba holds her steady...

Thanks for the ask!