Did you at least kiss the gun before shooting me 17 times — y’all, we have a contender for one of my favorite twst fanarts ever right here. I can’t stop staring omg
As far as I’m concerned, pokemon villain writing peaked with Guzma. Legitimately worried about the erosion of culture due to hyper-tourism surrounding their sacred rites and practices. Abused as a child, ran away from home to start his countries only youth hostel for similarly troubled kids, and funds it with crime. Bug type specialist, with an ace that is mostly known for its first stage being cowardly. Cultivates a big scary persona as a defense mechanism to protect himself and his members, no one can beat big bad Guzma, so they don’t have to be afraid anymore. His grunts trust him enough to ask him for help when they screw up, despite the fact that they all come from troubled homes. Was so significant that pokemon switched from having cartoonishly evil bad guys and teams to the current model of “sympathetic and understandable antagonist that has some very good points, even as they oppose the protagonist, and is in some way actively doing good in their community by supporting those who are the most in need of assistance, due to some legitimate failing of the current system.” There is a cartoon villain looming behind him, but they’re a twist and not the main team presented. Everyone wants to be him, but they can never replicate the perfection that is this man.
category : ヴォルトロン work title : reuniting with him once he returns to earth
“is this a dream?”
keith can’t believe it was happening.
it was too surreal.
after years apart, he found his way back to you. tears gather in the inner corner of his eyes as he takes a good look of your face, and the weight of his emotions soon dawn on him. it felt like ages since he’s reveled in the comfort of your presence; since he’s seen your face; since he felt your touch and heard your voice. he tried to control his tears, though, it was futile in the end.
droplets cascade down his pale cheeks while small hiccups wrack through his body as he weeps.
he didn’t want to show it but he was scared, so very scared. he had no idea what to expect when he returned to earth. whereas the other paladins got to reunite with their loved ones, he wasn’t as fortunate. unlike them, he wasn’t so sure if he has anyone waiting for him anymore. he knew he could always visit your place himself, however, he also knew there was a possibility that you wouldn’t want to see his face after he left without any explanation.
it took a lot of convincing from shiro for him to come to you.
every step he took towards your apartment’s front door was arguably more distressing than what he had to encounter in the frontlines. emotionally, i guess. each step came with a new question floating inside his mind. do you still live here? what if you turn him away? or way worse, what if someone else greets him? someone who took his original spot in your heart?
he sounds selfish for saying this but he didn’t care. not right now. he had begged fate that you hadn’t move on from him; that he continues to hold a piece of your heart while living galaxies away; that you still love him as deeply and madly as he loves you. to his luck, life was in his favor. everything’s a blur — all he could recall is knocking on your door, fingers crossed that nobody but you answers, before he was pulled into a tight embrace.
“maybe…” he utters, thoughtfully.
“what do you mean?” you whisper in his ear.
“maybe this isn’t a dream.” keith pulls back and looks down at you with a silver of mischief in his eyes, causing itty-bitty butterflies in your stomach as it did amidst the beginning of your relationship.
he raises hand and cups your cheek. your palm leaves small goosebumps across his skin as it lays over his. you feel the heat emitting his hand when you press your palm against it even further. you gaze at his features. he looks far different from how you last remember him. granted, half a decade passed and it was only natural that he matured. besides the scar on his jaw, he was the same old keith.
your keith.
his hold on you lingers for a second longer, concentrated on taking in every detail of your face. you stand completely still when his head slightly lowers until his nose brushes against yours. your breath hitches once he finally slots his lips in yours.
he missed you.
he missed you.
he missed you.
god, did he miss you.
his rough hands tenderly hold your face while his eyes swim with tears at your smile. they slowly slide down your arms and circle around your torso to bring you in a hug. he wasn’t sure if he wanted to cry or laugh. a burst of emotions dowse over him — good and bad. he’s been dreaming for this day to come for so long that it felt unreal to see it unfold.
it was an open secret that you were one of the main reasons for him to keep pushing during his capture, to continue living. he’d distract himself with the fantasy of coming back home to you, of explaining what happened to him, of telling you that he never meant to leave without saying goodbye to you. in the past, he felt rather stupid, also a tad pathetic, for dreaming about such idyllic scenarios.
matt was relieved to know it wasn’t for nothing.
“it’s you!” he cries, bordering on a whimper, “it’s really you!”
it was as if a heavy weight was just lifted off his shoulder. he rests his chin on your shoulder to draw him closer to you. any more, and you expect your bodies to merge into one. he then moves to bury his face in your hair, his hand fixes itself on the back of your neck to keep you in place.
he needed to ground himself. it felt too good to be real.
you appear to carry the same sentiment because you return his embrace and shed a couple tears over your long-anticipated reunion. it was like seeing the impossible turn to reality. he draws you in closer, tighter until you were calm as well.
“i-i can’t believe i-it,” he sniffles, doing his best to compose himself. “it’s you! i’m actually with you!” he continues to repeat his words like a broken record, unable to accept that the wait was over. no more wishful thinking because you’re here with him, he’s here with you.
“yes, it is me! welcome home, matt,” you greet with a weak laugh.
instead of lightening the mood, it drives him to begin crying again and harder than he previously did. it was nearing towards a wail. he missed the sound of your laugh. it pained him to remember that he almost forgot it during his time up in space. it eased his mind to see you hadn’t forgotten about him. he was grateful to know you believed he’d find a way back to you; overjoyed to find you greet him with open arms.
it was an understatement to say you have never seen him in such a state. deep down, it frightened you. did you say something you shouldn’t have? he must’ve felt you tense up since he places his hand under your jawline before he slowly tilts your head back to look him in the eyes.
“i’ve been waiting for this day to come,” he confesses, arms returning to envelop you in his clutches. you both spend the following minutes savoring each other’s company, uncaring of the world outside.
can I request a list of like green flags and red flags for each of the characters in voltron? btw I love your writing:)
Hello friendo, thank you sm! Thanks for the request, I adore this idea. Also…Sorry y’all, I was posting like every other day for two weeks and then I hopped off for like two months. Oof life is really life-ing rn. I honestly chose to write this prompt before a lot of other requests bc it seems like an easy and short thing to bust out quickly. I swear, I will get to the rest eventually 🩵 keep sending in requests if you’d like! And as always… ENJOY~
KEITH ❤️
Red Flags 🚩
TERRIBLE AT COMMUNICATING. We all know Keith is stubborn and easily overwhelmed with a short temper. He doesn’t really know how to talk to people without getting angry. He feels that bc he has a hard time explaining exactly what he means, people never understand him and that makes him mad.
Bro isn’t scared of anything…and that low key scares everyone else. Like…who isn’t afraid of anything? The whole team has tried sooooo hard to figure out what will get Keith to jump out of his skin and scream like a child but to no avail… Boy just doesn’t flinch, doesn’t care, couldn’t care less about bugs and rodents and clowns and heights or anything like that.
Wears his gloves in the shower sometimes. Like wtf ???
Green Flags ✅
Also bc he is not afraid of anything, boy will protect his friends/family/partner SO HARD. He will verbally AND physically tear someone apart just for looking at you the wrong way. Very protective and caring but in a good way ya know?
Actually very selfless and not self-centered in the slightest. Keith is very giving and helpful, despite his tough exterior, he’s very caring, observant and considerate. He’ll give the shirt off his back to someone in need. He’s always down to help others. Ugh Sweet heart ❤️🔥
Has a sick ass space wolf that will also protect you like COSMO IS A MAJOR PLUS OKAY BIG GREEN FLAG DOGGO
LANCE 💙
Red Flags 🚩
Obvi his biggest red flag is how flirty he is. Boy will flirt with anything that breaths and that can get really annoying sometimes and affect the rest of the team.
Jealous AS FUCK. Like the petty jealous type. Lance is the kind of guy to pretend he has a partner back home just bc some alien girl he was flirting with said she had a partner already. He’s like “OH YEAH? Wow cool me too, same same, yeah….” But homie’s ego is a bit sore now…
Lies a lot. Lance just panics sometimes and tells a lie. He knows it’s wrong and he always feels guilty after lying to someone but it always just slips out. His mouth moves faster than his brain most the time.
Green Flags ✅
THE BEST HUGGER/CUDDLER OMFGGGGGG. Lance is the best hugger and cuddle buddy ever, period, end of story, try to change my mind. His long arms always stretch fully around the recipient’s torso and he squeezes tight enough to make you feel warm but not smothered. Usually will rest his chin on the other person’s head if they’re short enough (so Pidge obvi).
Very aware of other’s moods/body language/tone of voice. Everyone thinks Lance is “the dumb one” but he’s actually very in tune with what’s going on in the moment, what’s going on around him. I think he can tell how others feel the second he sees them. Good intuition kinda thing. An empath for sure.
Very considerate and often remembers the little things about people. Does he remember what he learned in class just a couple days ago? Pffft heck no! Does he remember everyone’s birthday, every year and get them a very thoughtful gift? HELL YEAHH I LOVE THIS SWEET BOY OMFG 🩵
SHIRO 🖤
Red Flags 🚩
Honestly…idfk Shiro is so perf. Perfect baby boy all the way
Maybe he could seem too nice at first…? Like when someone is nice but ur like “are you for real? Or are you fake and evil and you’re hiding something?” I think Shiro could be perceived as being fake nice at first.
Omg I feel like Shiro is one of those “ oh no, that looks delicious but I can’t. I’m watching my carbs.” YOU KNOW SHIRO IS A GYM DUDE WHO COUNTS HIS CALORIES PLZ
Green Flags ✅
ALSO AN A+ HUGGER. Imagine those big ass arms holding you so softly and so close to his big, warm body. Omg so comforting, so relaxing. Often gives a gently squeeze just before letting go and pulling away. Ugh 😩❤️🔥
Literally the most trustworthy man in the universe. Will defend his friends, loved ones, and planet until the end of time. Shiro would die before revealing any secrets you’ve asked him to keep. The best person to vent to bc he’ll never tell another soul about it. He’s like a personal diary
Shiro is sooooo patient. Definitely the most patient one on the team. He really does take his own advice…ya know, patience yields focus 😌 very sweet, calm man. We love Shiro
PIDGE 💚
Red Flags 🚩
GIRL WILL WORK HERSELF TO DEATH PLZ GO CHECK UP ON HER, BRING HER FOOD AND WATER, GENTLY FORCE HER INTO BED SHE NEEDS SLEEP.
Lowkey kinda moody and can get snappy very easily. Pidge is a sweet heart and very smart and a good team player but she’s also stubborn and will yell to get her point across or make herself heard (she’s an Aries…what’d you expect?)
Sometimes very conceited and braggy about how smart she is. Like yeah Pidge, we know you’re a genius and you could code in your sleep. WE GET IT. UR SMART. GEEZ 😒
Green Flags ✅
Pidge is so baby. Yeah, she can get snappy and braggy sometimes but…SHES SO BABY PLZ FORGIVE HER. She’s just young and stressed okay? Give her a break. She’ll apologize eventually with puppy dog eyes and a soft voice and while she looks adorable, she is being sincere and really wants to resolve this.
Very loyal and determined. I mean look how hard she searched and fought for her dad and brother. She won’t stop for anything or anyone once she has her mind set. Pidge Will never leave you behind and will always turn back to help someone in need.
Androgynous royalty. Pidge is soooo chill about her gender and identity. We love a confident babe 🏳️🌈💚
HUNK 💛
Red Flags 🚩
Boy is too scared sometimes. I think Hunk has really bad anxiety and it’s not the anxiety that is the red flag, it’s how he copes with it…which he doesn’t. Hunk let’s his anxiety get the best if him sometimes…but he’s trying.
Honestly…does Hunk really have any other red flags??? Baby boy is so sweet idk 🤷🏻
Over eats to the point of getting sick sometimes…and never learns his lesson. (Me asf)
Green Flags ✅
THE SWEETEST MOST CONSIDERATE AND THOUGHTFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE OMFG WHAT A SWEET HEART 😩💛 honestly just a very good guy. We love Hunk.
Obvi his cooking skills!!! Can cook for any occasion, on any cooking surface, in any conditions. Can cook so many different dishes from so many rich cultures around the world! So talented. His food always hits.
THE ABSOLUTE BEST at cheering others up. Soooo funny and silly and kind and relatable. He tries so hard to brighten others’ days when they need it. Will stop what he’s doing just to go cheer up a friend or loved one and watch them smile again.
MATT 🧡
Red Flags 🚩
Interrupts A LOT. In any given conversation, he will interrupt and talk over someone else at least once every minute. Can get really annoying sometimes but in his defense, if he waits too long to speak up, he’ll just totally forget what he was gonna say.
Like Lance, I think Matt would be overly flirty and act like a Fuck boy sometimes. Like bro sit your nerd ass down, that person is SOOO out of your league plz chill.
Can not take anything seriously (unless it comes to his family or his or anyone else’s safety) but day to day, Matt makes so many dumb and inappropriate jokes at the worst times. Ugh 😒
Green Flags ✅
Very brotherly to everyone he considers a friend or family. Protective, constantly checking up on others, making sure they have eaten, asking if they need anything from him. He cares a lot. Bonus points bc he’s a very good brother to his actual sibling too. Aww Pidge and Matt are sibling goals. 🥹
HOT AS FUCK NO MATTER HIS HAIR STYLE/LENGTH. You can fight me on this. Matt is gorg and so is his hair at every single moment throughout the show.
Extremely accepting and open minded. Matt treats everyone he meets equally and never seems phased when he meets others so different from himself. He may ask some questions for the sake of his own curiosity, but would never pass judgment on another person.
Hey! I know this will sound like, not something you would expect and I understand that, but could you do headcannons about Morro having a daughter?
I honestly was thinking about how he would be as a parent, but you can also do it if he was still hellbent on proving he is the green ninja and dying, leaving his daughter to live with Wu (bc he doesn't have anyone else).
Wu having to raise his (Pseudo?) Grand daughter and the challenges that come with it.
Maybe even Morro just, coming back on the Days of the departed to spend time with his daughter?
Whatever floats your boat tbh
Completely alright if you don't want to! Have a nice Friday 13th! (Or day, if you see this after that friday)
RAHHH I love Morro!! Also, short note sorry for being gone for so long. I've been needing a mental break from everything, but I'm getting better, which means I'll start writing again!! I love you all sm for the support even when I've been gone 🫶
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Morro's daughter {Ninjago Headcanons}
• Before turning into a ghost, he was the sweetest father to his precious little princess, who was his only light in life. (other than the idea of being the green ninja)
° Instead of spending much time together, he often put her to watch him train under Wu's supervision. Having both of their eyes on the younger child to make sure no harm could be inclifted.
• At some point, his focus fell from you, then more to the dream and goal about the green suit that he oh so wished to wear. Which meant the others at the monastery would take turns taking care of you.
° Feeling immense guilt for not spending time the more he mentally fell into a deep hole of self-destruction.
• Still occasionally reading you to sleep and giving small forehead kisses whenever he passed, tucking you in and just standing there feeling like a failure as both a father and to become the green ninja.
° One day was his last crack he ran away to show his worth in being the best version of himself, but sadly was unsuccessful and died in the process.
[After death]
° Cursing himself out every single waking minute for his mistakes of when he was alive, you cried many night after hearing the news and he made sure to watch over you even if no one could see nor feel him there.
• Seeing that the monks and Wu are taking care of you like their own, making he feel at ease. He trusted Wu with his blood and flesh until he could come back around.
° One time a year, morro was able to leave the real of the cursed and would spend the whole day with you when he was finally being seen.
• Spending the day playing little bored games or playing with dolls, having fun nonetheless, which is all he wished and wanted.
° Tucking you into bed that night and leaving a small note about how much he loves you every year and slowly covers the mirror in your bedroom.
• At some point, his daughter was able to understand how this all worked and looked forward to that one day every year. Giving him small artefacts to bring back to the realm where he stayed in the meanwhile.
° Let's be honest. Wu knows that morro is there even if not visible to the human (and non-human) eye.
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Hello everyone, I'm super excited to be back at work!! Hope you all enjoyed reading the headcanons for today 🫶
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
You are to blame for so much that I feel while I don’t even have you. You have robbed my mother for as long as I can remember of her time and wellbeing. You make her world dangerous. I watch Life360 like a hawk when the text comes that she is coming home early.
You are making me sit here and think about what life could have been like if she didn’t have you. What could have happened differently… the games we could have played together. I spent my childhood gaming alone due to you. Minecraft, The Sims, Mario Kart, and now that I am older; BG3.
I saw the video of the guy teaching his mother how to play BG3. And I desperately want that but I will never have it because of you.
You took away a possible escape for her. You took away the ability to game with her children.
IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE
And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained: