WhataWada

im just here to be the laughingstock

[anxietyproblem]

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[orlandobloomers]

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[anxietyproblem]

[atomicawk]

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[softbrooklyn-deactivated2019052]

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

[aphrobites]

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[readmetxt]

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

I found the funniest reply to this

[toastbutteregg]

is it just me or does anyone else get turned on when they’re angry????

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[djmixedtape]

when u gotta accept the null so why bother

[marshmalllow]

do u ever see a boy so cute ur like..,,,,damn maybe.. I could tolerate him..,

[hchocolate]

[slowheart]

Literally sometimes as a woman you just have to put your hair up and move heavy furniture around in an unconventional manner

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?