Mystical

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

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or in a bog

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there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

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or by the road

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there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

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in a shoe

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or in a boot

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there’s nothing neater

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than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

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or in a pail

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there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

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By the lamp

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Or on a cloth

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There’s nothing sweeter

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than a Moth!

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[gaypeopletwitter]

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[samaraweaving]

You gonna break my heart, Covey?

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018) dir. Susan Johnson

[memesandlaughs]

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[zendayascoleman]

i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

[coral]

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MY TAXES PAY FOR SOMETHING IDK WHAT BUT THEY PAY FOR SOMETHING

[cooleyhiigh]

me when I’m too high

[ethiopienne]

do you ever just forget that some people are like….not….depressed?????????

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[tumbrr]

if people want to leave

let them.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost