🎀Rainbow unicorns and Razors🎀

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[mooglemain]

me

[mooglemain]

also me

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[ghost-roads]

Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post

[boyofzoot]

[vincentphilip-deactivated201405]

[givemeinternet]

I love this post.

[fshteeth]

is that a fucking pun

[defaultdude]

@teapunsandatoms

[3deventing]

Quarter marks on Joe Meyer’s horse, Snip

[totally-whoreiffic]

My precious child 🌼

[citytowns]

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[sanddancingwithanxiety]

Pharazon Coco Chanel 

10/01/17

Unedited photos from my ‘ehh’ pile #1

[tahthetrickster]

ahaha holy fuck

Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY! [kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.

[hollowtones]

*turns down my graphics settings irl so i get better mental performance and can run faster*

[dat-soldier]

[phanintheafternoon-deactivated2]

List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889

[phanintheafternoon-deactivated2]

tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

[shweemie]

“bad company”