Girls Like Me Can't Twerk

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[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[bad-ddy]

[babecherry-deactivated20200403]

¿es mucho pedir?

[thequeenbey]

[a--z--u--l]

Hablar conmigo es chévere y de repente no contesto por un mes.

[elpiso]

[dirbyagnesvarda]

jenny slate / red white & royal blue by casey mcquiston

[pedacitodecieloblog]

~ A veces pienso que mamá tiene razón.

Sólo estoy enamorada del amor. ~

•Pedacitodecielo

[el-chico-que-nadie-ve]

Eres demasiado arte para éste desastre.

Me rindo.

[nenagang-deactivated20210208]

Conozco a alguien que necesita mimos, pero no les voy a decir quién soy.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[cezarywho]

- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

[baker-p-i]

There we go

[frogmp3]

- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

[sleep-is-my-relationship-status]

Be the best at hugging

[teddy-bear-tears-2-deactivated2]

get revenge

[incurablenecromantic]

Flex on em

[dasfeministmermaid]

Carry more books

[gravity-loves-me]

Be strong enough to carry big dogs

[kedreeva]

preparation for zombie apocalypse

[litsnaps]

[skt1-hmno]

[roci-y-su-cafe]

Ilegal ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[gorgeousstyles-deactivated20180]

Is it too late to buy tickets to the Take Me Home tour

[parkistan]

ENOUGH

[barbiedyke]