[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[toastbutteregg]

[01100110-01100001-01110100-deac]

when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[prideprejudce]

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

[lu-wooah]

I-

CHOKEDDD

[prideprejudce]

cinematic parallels

[grainsalts]

Strike three

[whitepeopletwitter]

[965-deactivated20170317]

when two different mutuals post selfies on ya dashboardt

[internet]

[13th-hokage]

How do you sleep at night

Lmaoooo like dis

[toastbutteregg]

[aandromedan]

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

[thebootydiaries]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[krabby-kronicle]

[togepete]

Can I ask a sex question

I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored

What's......... what's the question

[volpalope]

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[wumblr]

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

[wumblr]

[thebootydiaries]

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.