What Happens at The Office

Memoirs of the inspiring comedy that is The Office. (everything you see on here I make myself!)

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To future son:

Michael: ...and remember, no matter what, I will always love you.

Dwight: What if he's a murderer?

Michael: You're not going to be a murderer.

Dwight: Maybe that's how you die.

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Grievances from Dwight's box of complaints:

Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.

Everyone has called me Dwayne all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder . I think he may be the real murderer.

Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women’s room; when I went to save the child I saw Meredith on the can.

This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.

By the end of the day, my desk was about 2 ft closer to the copier.

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working on making GIFs! :)

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"He's always up in my bizness, which is ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejeezus out of me."

Michael Scott

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"I Schrute-ed it...like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way."

Andy

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"...and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer...and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone."

Michael Scott