Heart leaking something so strong they can smell it in the stree

Soph. 26. Queer. Poly. Sydney. Give me words, poems, music.  Put your hand on my heart and tell me how it beats. I like songs you can belt out driving down the motorway, Lemonade, Camp Cope, Florence + the Machine, lingerie, AM by the Arctic Monkeys, a dirty bassline to grind to, Bob's Burgers, tea, Parks and Rec, cute babes with cool hair, Sense8.

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[webcomicname]

[pocket-poly]

[1672dykebrigade-deactivated2016]

who has time for mystery in relationships? in this economy? no ma'am, let’s be honest and direct with each other.

[women-loving-art]

“I thought the earth remembered me, / she took me back so tenderly,”

— Mary Oliver, from Sleeping In The Forest

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[thegoodvybe]

[nicolezaridze]

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[sharksarentevil]

Anyone can play a princess. Anyone who says otherwise has a small imagination.

Photographer: Lily Andrui

Models: Vidal Francisco and Danae Kristine

[thesaltofcarthage]

look at these gorgeous people!!!

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[clevermanka]

nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?

[digitaldiscipline]

[munsass]

ok but how are you going to leave out the best picture from the whole photoshoot

this is the exact opposite of the male gaze and i’m OBSESSED with it

[youwillalwaysfallintothelight-d]

The Lesbian Gaze™

[andremichaux]

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[kaasbolletje]

[kestrel-tree]

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

[daughter-of-rowan]

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

[yeaka]

Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit]

[elenorasweet]

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every time I watch the siege at Helm’s Deep I get so annoyed. Yes, arm ten-year old boys who can’t see over the battlements or through a helmet, and old men who struggle to lift a sword. Meanwhile you have a cave full of brawny abled bodied adult women who’ve been lifting barrels of mead, wrestling animals on farms, and chopping wood all their lives, relegated to cowering in a cave waiting to be slaughtered. 

[omgkatsudonplease]

eowyn ghostwrote this post

[wikihovv]

if u take the time to shave ur eyebrows off just to draw them back on at least make them somethin cool. a dolphin or baby dragon.