fru-its and vege-tables

Phoebe, 20, London.

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[dateagirlsuggestion]

date a girl who punches nazis

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

“Killing Jews” was just listed as a leading component of “Republican values” in Charlottesville

In this video from the Washington Post on the horrific situation in Charlottesville, white nationalist Sean Patrick Nielsen said that in addition to “standing up for local white identity” and “the free market,” his top value as a Republican was killing Jews:

This is how accepted anti-Semitism is. These monsters are so comfortable in support for their Judenhasse that they are literally unafraid to give their names to a major news outlet or to show their faces to an international audience and declare that they want to murder Jewish people. And I worry one day the rest of the world will let them—again. 

[starlightomatic]

Maybe my non-Jewish followers could reblog this

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[whatmyfuturelookslike]

Tegan and Sara beekeeping

Does anyone have the video of tegan and sara on british tv wearing beekeeping outfits??

[parakeet]

honestly sometimes i think about how straight ppl will never understand what its like to be gay (obviously) and its wild to me cus you know as a Gay it’s my whole like… life experience? 

like they’ll never know whether or not its safe to talk to someone abt ur crushes or to come out or like, they won’t pick up on all microaggressions all the time and remember them forever, or feel guilty for liking someone of the same gender n feeling scared to wear pride merch cus what if someone comes after u? n that they won’t have to experience tht horrible longing feeling u get when u think about how impossible it is to date anyone cus like where are all the gays at? where are they?

its wild cus im like used to this but like if for one day the tables turned straighgt ppl would not be able to cope rip also i guess i’ll never know the straight life either like   what do straights think about? math? idk

[parakeet]

[sarcasticfina]

why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!

ugh

[dmny25]

[spiritualweapons]

anyway, men (for me, 9/10 times) suck at sex. like i don’t wanna swallow your load without getting a little bit back but like if you give me nothing i’m never calling you again. sorry.

[wolf-of-westmount]

What kinda sex you having 😩

[spiritualweapons]

bad sex girl can’t you read

[catsendremade99]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[kyleisracingbikes]

me as fuck

[orixinall]

[whatmyfuturelookslike]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[australiansanta]

cloudy with a chance of

yeetballs

[thedouble]

“No, never with a woman. Never with anyone.”  

― Black Mirror - San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: she’s independent and doesn’t need a love interest

she: *has a woman love interest*

me: