Incorrect Black Butler Reaper Quotes

Place to post incorrect quote shit posts! Feel free to submit! Will include snippets of the following ships: William/Ronald, Eric/Alan, Grell/Undertaker

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Grell: What did I tell you about lying?

Othello: It only works on Ronald

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Othello: Wait why don't you want a dog?

Grell: When I adopt something small, yappy, and irritating it'll be you

Othello, choking back tears: Did you say "when"?

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Grell: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

William: Thank you. And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less irritating.

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Othello: So then I said "fuck me in the ass Sebastian" and he did. So that's how I got *points to hickey* this.

William, shaking his head at the dinner table: I just asked you to pass the salt, Othello.

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William: *says something condescending*

Grell: William Spears, always has to be on top.

Ronald: *starts laughing from another side of the room*

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Othello: Demons can be really aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Also Othello: [honks an air horn into Sebastian's ear] GET FUCKED!

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Eric: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man I married!

Alan: Then we'll get a divorce! And I'm taking Ronald!

Ronald, slowly sliding the Monopology board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing now...

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Grell: You got shot. Do you remember anything?

William: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Grell: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.

William: But I heard a siren.

Grell: That was Ronald

Ronald: I won’t apologize for my blood phobia.

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Ronald: Just tell him: 'You're beautiful'

Eric: Good idea, thanks.

[Later]

Eric, to Alan: I'm beautiful.

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Undertaker, being hugged by Grell: What is this?

Grell: A hug!

Undertaker: Disgusting…

Undertaker:

Undertaker:

Undertaker: Do it again.

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Ronald: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.

Grell: We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

Ronald: I’m dating William

Grell: You’re dead to me

[mrsronaldknox]

@slaveofliberty just HAD to make it.

I needed a visual.

As you can see, the dialogue comes from @incorrectkuroreaperquotes on Tumblr.

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Ronald: I can’t, it’ll hurt my Ronald’s apple.

William: Ronald, for the last time, it’s not named after every individual man. 

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Ronald: The thing is... I have something big to tell you.

Grell: We've known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

Ronald: I'm dating William

Grell: You're dead to me

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Alan: Why is Grell carrying around a potted plant?

William: He asked too many questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

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Ronald: Hey Eric, can I have some dating advice?

Eric: Just because I'm with Alan doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Ronald: Test me, Grell. I can do quick math.

Grell: Alright, what's 29 x 63?

Ronald: 37

Grell: That wasn't even remotely close.

Ronald: But it was quick

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Eric: Oh my Alan!

Ronald: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Eric: You worship your things, I'll worship mine.