tabletop nerd

i like playing tabletop games and listening to podcasts about tabletop games. i follow from my main: @themisfitthrone. | kaje, 27, they/them or fae/faer pronouns please!!

[whatsdnd]

so

i'm not chronically online or at least chronically on tumblr anymore and having all of these divided blogs makes literally no sense to me?

all dnd content will be found on my main blog @themisfitthrone now!

[sharkodactyl]

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

[sharkodactyl]

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

[sharkodactyl]

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

[sharkodactyl]

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

[leidensygdom]

My hand slipped and I turned an anatomy warm up doodle into a finished picture- Have a stretchy Yxala I guess!

Not much else to say here other than paladins needing a nice work out routine probably. Gotta get ready to save the world~ Also, serves for Day 22 of Drowcember, as Yxala is actually a half drow (and as always, reblogs are much appreciated!)

[comic-anguish]

The urge to make a full on fan comic for them. I shouldn’t. I might.

[leafcrunch]

griffin mcelroy was so funny for running a train murder mystery and just putting the world’s greatest boy detective on the train

[asingularcanadian]

dnd player (non-practicing)

[taz-quotes]

Griffin: Are you guys good? Are you guys ready to be whisked away?

Clint: Uh, I have a little concern.

Griffin: Okay.

Clint: Why is this arc called “The Suffering Game”?

Griffin: Oh, don’t worry about that, Dad.

[eliotbaum]

Some Curse of Strahd NPCs 🩸 no spoilers please!

[bravenot]

it’s a chemise!

[ID: two digital drawings of Veth from the mighty nein reunited game. The first shows Veth stepping out from a doorway in a silk chemise - a lingerie nightdress that’s reflecting the low light, with a bow tied around the middle. Her hair is down and messier than usual. Her hand is on the door and she’s greeting Caleb brightly. Caleb’s face is in shadow at the side of the frame, blushing. The second drawing is a simpler one of Veth in the same lighting. She says “what’s my-“ then yells “AAAH! AAAAH!” before saying “ok, I just had to get my voice back.” End ID]

[hostilemuppet]

i really like the IDEA of sexual dimorphism in fantasy races and species its just that 90% of the time its just "the girls are smaller and less hairy with bigger boobs" why cant you get weird with it. female dwarves are exactly the same as male dwarves except the females are double jointed and male orcs are more prone to lactose intolerance

[antaarf]

♥ Commissions info ♥ My gallery ♥ My twitter ♥ Support me on Patreon Commissioned artwork for @ exalted-dawn 

[may12324]

The cutest blue teifling around

[daily-lucretia]

[image description: a drawing of magnus burnsides and lucretia from the adventure zone. lucretia is a tall and thin black woman with short white hair wearing a white tank top tucked in a pair of jeans, a black belt, and knee high dark blue converses. magnus is a tall and muscular polynesian man with a patterned tattoo on his left arm, short black hair and sideburns. he is wearing a sleeveless dark purple feather armor, dark brown trousers, brown boots, a spiky shoulder pad and the bureau of balance bracer. he is talking to lucretia who sports a neutral expression, motioning his hands in front of him. three textless speech bubbles come out of his mouth.]

[jramseyi]

Here is a series of bird mounted mouse archers!  Each one represents a different season.

Prints available here

[pocketgalaxies]

C1E89 || C3E38 (requested by anonymous)

[verkomy]

last summer I finished watching campaign 2 of Critical Role and I must say - it was the most amazing experience I’ve ever had! It was just incredible and even though I truly love campaign 3 and Bells Hells just as much I still really miss The Mighty Nein a lot. they’ll forever have a special place in my heart 💘

[ethersierra]

Diabetic Taako! He's got a low blood sugar, and yes i AM projecting.