Block The Wind I'm Gonna Roast This Bone

[whatsern4me]

Half the internet now is just foreign shithole governments paying people to say “America bad” in hundreds of different ways

People are going outside more and they will continue to waste money on their trolls talking to other trolls. You played yourself while your people starved and were imprisoned & tortured for speaking out

[principleofplenitude]

“As soon as you begin to ask the question, Who loves me? you are completely screwed, because the next question is How Much? and then it is hundreds of hours later, and you are still hunched over your flowcharts and abacus, trying to decide if you have gotten enough. This is the loneliest job in the world: to be an accountant of the heart. It is late at night. You are by yourself, and all around you, you can hear the sounds of people moving in and out of love, pushing the turnstiles, putting their coins in the slots, paying the price which is asked, which constantly changes. No one knows why.”

— Tony Hoagland, “The Loneliest Job in the World”

[whatsern4me]

Me, finally shooting every idealized version of Bernie Sanders in my head because it turns out he is officially my enemy!!

[whatsern4me]

I need an entire history of Russia tv series set to the tone of the movie The Death of Stalin

[whatsern4me]

The bots that Amber Heard hired to fight against Depp’s bots (both insufferable people) are unhinged lmao. The deuxmoi subreddit will literally bring up Amber Heard in every post even if it has nothing to do with her. It’s her own personal brigade using feminism to cut down those who dont support her. They were tearing down Evan Rachel Wood & her accusations against Marilyn Manson becaUse ERW didnt want to be associated with Amber Heard. They were like “While its unfortunate what Marilyn did to her, she really put the nail in her own coffin by talking about this on her social media.” The way they phrase their obvious seething hatred with passive aggressive language makes my skin crawl

[the-evil-clergyman]

The Fairy Funeral by Maximilian Pirner (1888)

[tomii-memo]

6/10  ◯◎････▶︎▶︎■⚪︎⚪︎ ⚪︎⚪︎◎◆････◎

[weirdness-is-good]

[whatsern4me]

From Ween to Weyes Blood its the summer of Ws for me

[pictures-of-dogs]

pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry

[whatsern4me]

why am i just now discovering that Ween is an amazing band

[whatsern4me]

Me cautioning my guests as I add mealworms to the birdfeeders: “They’re gonna go apeshit for this”

[homunculus-argument]

When talking to toddlers, you have to be extremely, explicitly clear about what you say, cover every possibility you can think of in which they might misunderstand it, and with trial and error and experience, you'll learn to also cover the possibilities that wouldn't have crossed your mind. If you tell a toddler, "whatever you do, do not touch that electric wire. Not even with your pinky finger, because if you do, you will die" and once you're finally sure they understood that, you'll turn your eyes away for two seconds

and they're right at the wire, trying to see what happens if they'll touch it with their pinky toe instead.

You don't usually have to do this with adults. An adult who is allergic to pineapples can hear someone say, "eating pineapple is good for you", evaluate this piece of information, conclude that this is probably true for people who aren't allergic to pineapple, shrug it off and carry on with their day.

Unless you're on tumblr. Tumblr posts must be worded like toddler talk, cover every possibility in which someone might misunderstand it, remember to mention people who do not have this problem you are talking about, cannot employ this solution, or who otherwise have nothing to do with this conversation.

You can't just say "eating pineapple is good for you", you'll have to make sure to specify "eating pineapple is good, unless you are allergic to pineapple, in which case do not eat pineapple". And then get promptly informed that you you forgot to mention people who suffer from some extremely rare cliantro-soap-gene that makes pineapple taste like ass, and consequently offended someone who still ships Harry Potter Characters.

[whatsern4me]

Millions of people celebrated yesterday and I said happy fourth to so many at 2 different barbecues. Stay mad losers and haters and vote democrat if you want to make any difference. Or do apathy and violence like a coward <3

[whatsern4me]

What a sad little specimen you are. If I were you I'd kill myself.

have sex

[crazy-brazilian]

[whatsern4me]

China is literally one year away from collapsing LMAO

Also their one child policy cucked them so hard. Waiting for the US to fall...ANY DAY NOW

[a-very-original-name]