It’s Pronounced Menoitiades

He. 19. Mt. Everest enthusiast. I like Troilus and Cressida a normal amount. Proud mother of the world’s nichest rp blog @realduchessedorleans. Anti Histamine.

[everythingfox]

[austimpowerz]

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[wineseller]

I used the money I got from selling wine to buy a storefront for my wine business

[nem23]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[mntds]

Dude no way

[mntds]

Devastating revelation today when I very confidently told my mom we have a marbled duck at the dock just for her to look it up and it turns out marbled ducks don’t even live in the americas. Did some more digging and it turns out it’s a wood duck. Fuck my stupid chud life. Absolutely duckmogged.

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[segamascott]

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[dogpuppy]

[lettherebedragons]

This is a very specific vague.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[icarus-suraki]