Apr 15, 2018
Things the Enterprise Crew HAs Said Based on Actual Things I’ve Heard at School
Chekov:
Bones: “I think he’s turning over in his grave.”
Chekov: “I think he’s dead in his grave.”
Bones:
Bones, looking at at large study guide with disdain: “Cancer.”
Spock:
Spock: “I wish people would do a line of coke because then they wouldn’t be able to do a line of coke because a line has no set width.”
Uhura:
Uhura, after getting one question right in Spanish class: “You might as well make me a Spaniard now.”
Jim:
Jim: “If you forget the rules you can just invent them.”
