what syd did...

[clientsfromhell]

My website, and the list of my products, should be a top Google result. But I don’t want my competitors to be able to see it.

(via clientsfromhell)

[clientsfromhell]

The company I work for decided they wanted to produce their own E-Magazine. Being the lead designer, I was put in charge of not only designing the magazine itself but all the necessary media kits, take sheets, and launch announcement. The person in charge of getting people to advertise in the magazine needed everything done ASAP, but hadn’t provided me with the necessary copy for the take sheet or media kit, so I dropped in Latin in as a placeholder. 

We proofed the pieces in-house and she made minor revisions to the design. Then one day I receive revisions from an outside source. We had selected someone in the company (outside our department) to review the material. His only suggestion was to not include Latin in the design, since it is a dead language.

I went to the sales person and asked why she sent it out before I had the necessary copy.

Sales Person: I didn’t send you copy because I thought it was already in it. I am not a designer, I didn’t realize that Latin was used as placeholder text, I thought it was just some fancy way to do the copy.

[delta-breezes]

[artchiculture-deactivated201901]

Mademoiselle Poirot

[mccalacheyenne-deactivated20200]

[williams-blood]

[prostatertot]

This is still honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 22 years of homosexuality

[clientsfromhell]

Instead of putting the number in a circle, put it in an eight-sided hexagon.

A client who needs to brush up on their geometry. (via clientsfromhell)

[itstheslenderman-deactivated201]

[sandandglass]

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is how I would doctor

[theshinysquirrel]

[real-tweets]

[p-taters]

this opened my eyes

[joshanddrake]

[apollogise]

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[zoephoebe-deactivated20180520]

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

[unimoosapus-deactivated20160502]

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

[laumirandaa-deactivated20200903]

#DisneyBoundOctober Day Five. Spinelli & TJ, Recess. #disneybound #recess

[stay-home2020]

[gracehelbig]

to be that young and free again…

[thishartominefeelz]

I think you mean… “to be that young and pee again…”

[jacks0nian-blog]

[best-of-memes]

[adultum]