pliušas

i am yes - yes

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[evilvillain123456789]

i would have loved to been an idealized hypothetical for you. if only i had been aborted...

[spiribia]

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

[memorycycle]

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

[memorycycle]

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

[lesbianbloodritual]

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

[xoxobaphomet]

[nat-a-fugue]

Twitter（X）でメカ描きたいんすけどなにがいいすか？て投票募集しました。

Scanbot 25%

Protector 8.3%

Tank(Adventure Story) 25%

Mighty Oak 41.7%

Mighty Oakになりました。ありがとうございました。

よく考えたらメカじゃねえな...。てことでスキャンボット君も入れてます。

Twitterに投稿する関係で900pxに抑えてるんすけど、ちょっと限界感じるな...。

[halondrus]

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. Our son, Ornstein Creighton Ramirez, “fat rolled” into an “irl poison swamp” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[joker-3000ad]

How about a few jokers trick Joker’s trick Joker’s trick

Joker’s trick Joker’s trick

joker’s trick

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Joker’s trick Joker’s trick

Joker’s trick

Joker’s trick

joker’s trick

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Sometimes a robot with the soul of a dead man trapped in limbo inside with no way to communicate with the world besides violence is a type of girl

[dailyquests]

Scissor a Member of your Friends List (Non-sexually).

[angelicguy]

had the same nightmare again. the one where im a grape and im being bottled up, with all my other grape brothers. left for months to ferment. becoming cheap wine. drank by charlatans. cork taint, bottle rot, you name it.

the worst part, and the part i understand the least- is when im finally unbottled, im red. but im being served with dishes that demand a white wine. fish, protein heavy salads, you name it. its driving me insane. i dont want to be cheap wine.

[389]

Spiral orb webs showing some colours in the sunlight in a gorge in Karijini National Park, Western Australia, Australia

Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

[cali]

the 8 year old kid youre griefing on xbox live voice chat wont care that you called him a squeaker as an insult but your friend timothy squeaker the mouse poet will

[fishgummy]

webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

[rnismatch]

(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing