You've got no chutzpah

Your organisational skills are lackluster, your timekeeping is abysmal

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[vamplire]

if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful vampire do not intervene, i am right where i want to be.

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[heartattackkidd]

@gallus-rising

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[missbliss12]

Feed her only ashes.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[skyrigel]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[thememedaddy]

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[littlealexhorne]

“so let me get this right, you were shot in a duel—*wheeze*—defending a writer you didn’t even care about?”

[mjn-air]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[deaths-accountant]

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.