Sugar Muffin Gum Drop

bethany / sass queen nj, usa

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[evilsanlang]

if i ever misspell something no i didn’t that’s a secret letter i put there just for you and you found it. my gift. i love you

[virotek-deactivated20210127]

It’s best to give off a warped image of yourself online. Share contradictory pieces of information, post at inconsistent hours, express opposite extremes of your character, and so on and so on. 

[memewhore]

[inspirations-lodeon]

Jans Muskee

[toastbutteregg]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[math-memes]

[bratzed]

[iamyourangelandiwillprotectyou]

its called manifesting 😑

[jass0h-deactivated20230107]

[teathattast]

via gracespelman

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aliceinchains]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[studentlifeproblems]