we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin
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if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Discoholic 🪩
Keni
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Acquired Stardust
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@whattrash
I am pretty sure every rabbit owner goes through that moment when their child is in full flop, but you can’t tell if they’re breathing from where you are, so you just start whispering, “Are you dead?” until you see an ear move.
o worm
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.
and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?
knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they?
all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig
babygirl-in-daddys-world took scenicroutes out yall this is a murder scene
you hoes won’t be ready for me when I finally learn how to draw robots
Y E A H
Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.
I hate that I can visaulise this as it happened
okay but where’s the link
//chants as I slam my fists on the table// lINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK
New personality test
What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”
fRESHAVACADO
Shout out to all the asexual wlw. I know you’re over sexualized. You’re not broken. You’re valid. Your love is beautiful and amazing without sex. You’re real. We love you. And you’re just as sapphic as the rest of us.
Reblog this if the moon ignored you for 300 years.
“When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.”
Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via i-contain-multitudes)
Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
I will never share these.
Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around
Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.
Oops fingers slipped!
Ok some of those are physically uncomfortable to look at. Clearly we should never spread them around
Mario about to kill Seth before he can reveal his true Identity
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”
Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”
Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”
the fandom got into the studio yall. they got in. the spongefuckers
@doujinshi
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
The cat's waiting for you to bring em home fucker cmon Chop Chop you gotta wheel your motorcycle home. All the miles. You've been chosen that's your Responsibility. Complete the ritual.
whats the verdict on bringing back the concept of having huge fucking folders of specifically categorised reaction images in 2018 so everybody can stop using the same handful of pictures of eric andre and marge simpson for basically every mood
my phone has almost no memory now.... i'm 80% memes and reaction gifs.... i don't know who i am anymore... just a sick amalgamation with a side of self depecration
I googled “semple art feud” to see what mainstream media was doing with all this, and...
omg.
yea but what's the fandom
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