our glorious eggventure

pronouns are he/stabs/him prepare for the whiplash of alternating memes and deep quotes. you're welcome in advance

[whatyouegg1606]

You were like a peacock in a canary cage

-so much bigger than the life they had given you

Don't let that be the end

To your story

[whatyouegg1606]

Egg?

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a webtoon short comic giving a detailed and inclusive account of all your sins

Voting ended onJul 30, 2025

[whatyouegg1606]

I wish I could sell all the screams I've bottled up over the years

[whatyouegg1606]

I feel like running vs jogging vs sprinting vs whatever is so funny. I'm just imagining two gentlemen telling each other they're going for a jog and them bragging to one another and the faster one saying something along the lines of "your running and mine are not equivalent to each other. I must invent a new word for your tomfoolery because whatever it is you're doing each morning isn't running my good sir." And then the other one replying with "Heartily so my good chap, your running is faster than mine. But consider this, I am running and you are doing something faster, neither worse for wear. You are sprinting this morning."

Idk if it's as funny to everyone else, I just can't think of a reason for naming the different types of running would be for anything other than pettiness.

[whatyouegg1606]

Next time you find a bare patch of earth, I urge you to sit down and take a minute. At first glance it looks bare and dead, but if you sit there a minute you might find all manner of life. Moss, leaves, sprouts of grass, ants, spiders, mushrooms, beetles, flies, roots. Just because it looks like everything has been destroyed doesn't mean there isn't life there and that it isn't worth salvaging. Many times these places are located near riverbeds or creeks. You're just waiting for your spring rain, don't give up hope 🖤🖤🖤