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[anttidotes]

anyway give me a cliche plot based on TINDER where muse a is staying over at a friend’s house and they can’t sleep so they’re mindlessly scanning through the app and they end up finding muse b who just so happens to be their or best friend’s brother ( the same best friend that’s passed out next to them ) and they swipe right based on principle like they know this person so ofc they feel obligated to swipe but then oh ! they get matched up ! and now muse a has no idea if muse b did the same thing or if they’re actually interested and while they’re panicking they get a message from muse b that’s like “still up? come hang ;~)” and then like ….. things happen ya know what i mean

[nadiahilker]

i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

“i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”

“i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” SNOWBALL FIGHTS

“hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”

person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)

“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”

“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”

“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”

I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

“we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”

“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”

“’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”

“we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”

“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”

TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 

“we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 

“we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 

DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 

TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)

“there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 

PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 

“i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”

[hcneykissed]

someone give me a plot where Muse A is a single dad and Muse B is his best friend, and she literally there for him for everything, and being as his daughters mom isnt in the picture, she basically acts like her mom. So she does things for him like doctors appointments, and clothes shopping, and she even cooks dinner for them because he works so much to provide for her.

[notablehq]

ok so hear a sister out… i want an actual  HEART WRENCHING  celebrity  &  non - celebrity thread. like muse a meeting muse b in the most random place and muse b  KNOWS  muse a is famous but they’re not gonna say anything but on the inside they’re secretly freaking out. but they get to talking  &  muse b kinda forgets that they are because they’re just so normal and they have so much fun talking to them,  and muse a has a rich lifestyle  &  is the most popular person in the world,  yet the only thing they wanna do is be with muse b. but dating the most famous person ever comes with the  DISADVANTAGES.  i want the ugly stans drilling them over dating their favorite star,  i want the paparazzi making up stories about muse b  &  giving the constant break up  -  conspiracy’s,  i want the late night drama filled phone  -  calls about  “ maybe this is just too much for me  “  &  muse b seeing muse a in a new picture released with  ANOTHER  apparent love interest,  and i want new songs released by muse a that’s a little  T O O   emotional to just be a careless piece of work.  i just want the constant back  &  forth between them  &  them wondering if their love is strong enough to overcome the difficulties or if all they are is a love that was never meant to last.

[timelesstaylorsversion]

give me ‘we’ve known each other our entire lives and you just so happen to be a professional athlete while i’m your supportive best friend who goes to every game and everyone thinks we’re lowkey dating but?? nah fam. it’s too weird. until one night we sort of drunkenly hook up? and holy shit… i think i’m in love you? i’m gonna just bite the bullet and tell you that and when i show up at your door a week later… there’s this really cute girl there and when were you going to tell me you started dating? lol no i’m happy for you, really. but on a totally unrelated note, you wouldn’t mind if i went out with your teammate, right?“ cue making each other jealous, stupid arguments, growing apart, and just!!!! yes i want.

[eyeswidcshut-deactivated2018063]

give me a soul mates plot. everyone discovered their soulmates the day they’re meant to meet. whether that be a tattoo or a letter in the mail or something ( totally up to the muns ) and finally they meet up. BUT muse a had just turned eighteen like two weeks ago and they find out their soul mate, muse b, is deadass mid 20s. so age gap. and by law, you have to live with your soulmate for exactly three months before rejection - meaning you can reject your soulmate, but that means you will never find another and you wont ever find love. so muse a and muse b move in together and it’s a lot of change adjustments. they argue all the time and fight over dumb shit and they can’t seem to get along. it’s awkward dinners and walking out at dinner and avoiding each other and refusing to sleep in the same bed so muse a sleeps on the couch or in the guest bedroom and muse b carries them to the bed after they’ve passed out and takes the couch instead. it’s waking up to annoying ass little sticky notes laying around the house because they can’t communicate. 

but with soulmates comes bonding and when you bond with your soulmate it basically means becoming one. and gradually their souls begin to become one which leads to PAIN. you can’t go too far without your soul mate or you start to experience intense pain. chest pain, something that feels like a heartache, migraines etc. but FUCK muse a is still in school and muse b has a fucking job and they’re no way muse a is dropping out and muse b has worked their ass off for their career. so it’s even more arguments settling with forcing muse a to take online classes and sitting in muse b’s office because someone’s gotta pay the fucking bills 

BUT THEN BITCHES BUT THEN muse a gets so sick and tired of living with them, so overwhelmed and one night they sneak out while muse b is sleeping. despite the amount of pain theyre in - and muse b wakes up gasping in so much pain and realizes muse a isn’t there and has to go search for them. and then they find each other gasping and muse b is yelling that muse a needs to grow up and muse a is just crying and nodding because they understand and everything hurts and muse a runs into their arms and sobs and muse b is like ……… and they just sit there and hold each other and slowly the pain leaves 

and whatever happens next is up to you :) 

[mcnamcrass-deactivated20180221]

a plot about a college student on the verge of losing her scholarship. with a full schedule and no free time, she has no shot at finding a job. so in a last ditch attempt she puts herself on sugarbabies.com and searches through sugardaddy.com. a week passed by. many blind meetings with ceos, doctors, lawyers, even a few actors. yet nothing pans out. one day, late at night. a message pops up. inside waiting is a message from her favorite professor.

[delistylehardcore-deactivated20]

yeah but

ghosts who are friends with the living

ghosts curiously listening to their fleshy friend’s heartbeat

ghosts snuggling up to their living friends to feel their body heat

ghosts basking in the sun to warm their ecto-bodies up so they won’t be so cold to the touch

ghosts huddling close to their living friends in windy weather for fear of getting blown apart

ghosts watching horror movies with their living friends and worriedly turning to them and going like “i’m not that bad am i?” pointing at the murderous stringy-haired banshee onscreen

people ouija-ing their ghost friends as if they were casual phone calls all like “hey you wanna hang out soon”

ghosts going to museums with their living friends and shaking their heads while looking at the exhibits all like “no no no this is all wrong. i was there and it went nothing like this.”

ghosts getting really giddy and excited whenever they hear music from their era

[wuunderstruck-a]

could i PLEASE have some “we met on tinder” plots? you pick a muse, i pick a muse, then we pretend they matched on tinder, throw them into a conversation, and see how it goes?! it could go so many different directions… i need it.

[annielovestohelp]

shippy plots that make me happy as a clam

preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy

my big brother’s best friend is cuter than a button and he keeps ‘accidentally’ brushing his hand against mine and ‘accidentally’ stumbling into my room trying to look for the bathroom even though he’s been here a million times

i’m an up-and-coming model/actor/singer and paparazzi follow me everywhere but i really like you, even though the tabloids will talk about rumors about us all the time

since my parents can’t stand you, i have to sneak out my window to date you when they think i’m doing my french homework in my room

i’m the princess and you’re a wanted thief and we sneak into the woods every day for picnics

i asked you out as a joke but then i developed feelings for you

you want kissing lessons because you’re trying to impress someone experienced but you’re actually really good at this and you’re the sweetest person i’ve ever met and the person you’re trying to impress doesn’t deserve you

[sophielikestowrite]

i want a fucking serial killer plot like say muse a and muse b have been dating for the longest fucking time, they’re totally in love, and then at like 2 am one night, muse b comes back home fuckin covered in blood like “ok usually i have time to clean up, you weren’t supposed to see me like this but they had 911 on speed dial and i had to come home” and it’s muse a like oh, oh shit i’m in love with a serial killer and muse b like well fuck the love of my life knows i’ve killed like so many people and idk i feel like this could go places

[leecheedoodles]

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

[exo-stentialism]

A sleepy baby and his baby blanket pillowcase  🍼💤 // Baekhyun’s VLOG 190528

[dovounq]

he’s sleepover ready 💤

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[nubebe]

jooheon x dispatch

[sersi]

He also revealed the studio would be debuting its first animated series What If, which is based off of the classic comic book series which looks at key moments in Marvel history, and asks what if things had gone differently? It will feature the voice talent from Marvel’s big screen projects, and the first episode will ask what if Peggy Carter had taken the super soldier serum, leaving Steve Rogers as a scrawny kid who eventually joins the World War II fight thanks to a metal suit made by Tony Stark’s father Howard Stark.

The Hollywood Reporter (via carolsteves)