Wheatley headcannons

feel free to submit! this blog is just for headcannons of both human and core Wheatley! also, fanfictions Invoving him are also welcome!

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Blog update

Sorry sorry sorry for not posting, this blogs admin has been busy and sadly isnt into portal that much anymore

Admin might update it soon, and post asks and submissions soon, but idk

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Head cannon that portal 2 takes place over the coarse of a long period of time and Wheatley helps Chell survive

like he helps her find food or clean water so she doesn't die between tests and he shows her old nooks and crannies where Rattmann was and he tells her where to find unopened cans of beans and such. also he disengaged himself from his management rail multiple times and kept chell company while she slept 

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Headcanon that human Wheatley is extremely giggly when drunk

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Wheatley actually decided to hang out with the rest of the cores (Adventure Core, Fact Core, Space Core)  because they where misfits or dysfunctional and had no one else to go to. He hated it at first, But soon warmed up to them and now they're all a s q u a d.

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This isn't too much of a headcanon considering this is almost basically canon but since Wheatley's purpose was to constantly give GLaDOS bad ideas, he is essentially the electronic embodiment of intrusive thoughts.

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headcanon crap

- human!wheatley is definitely shorter than chell. sometimes he wears heels.

- human!wheatley also makes for a good little spoon.

- wheatley fucking loves puns. it takes him a bit to get them.

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Baby boy, baby.

Wheatley whirrs when he's happy.

Wheatley is afraid of roombas.

Wheatley is a damn angel.

Wheatley likes DBH unironically.

Wheatley is my son.

This is constantly playing in Wheatley's head. https://youtu.be/p0jDmbS3QPg?t=17s

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Android!Wheatley Headcannon

He only wears heelys don't @ me

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Sorry I haven't been on, admins been busy

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Headcannon that you can actually plug cores into different electronics and they can use them

Like you could plug them into a printer and they'll print up drawings that they made, or plug them into a game console and let them play with you, etc

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Wheatley dies in infinity war.

-chell, I don't wanna go....

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Sometimes when Wheat is alone with Chell, he kinda just tries to nuzzle her depspite the fact that he's a core.

-yes, this is perfect

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Wheatley sometimes says "Pip pip cheerio" when excited because, And when he does, Everyone just stares at him. He becomes so shamed that he stays quiet for the next 20 minutes.

-THIS IS CANNON, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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Headcannon that core Wheatley feels and sounds like a warm laptop.

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If you have any headcannons for Wheatley, please feel free to drop in a ask or submission!